"I'm killing you....with a WEAPON."
Not my own original quote but it's something I've been saying recently.
Not my own original quote but it's something I've been saying recently.
Your personal one-liners!
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I have road rage issues and apparently my passengers think this line is funny. When I get stuck behind a Q-tip (in Florida, a q-tip is someone old enough to drive 25 mph under the speed limit and must look at the road between the steering wheel and dashboard), I have a tendancy to yell out my car window this little reminder to their failing memory...
"The gas is on the right!"
"The gas is on the right!"
"How d'ya like them apples?" Fast And Furious. Love that one-liner.
Oh, and "Jesus Tapdancing Christ, you're awful."
One more - "BITCHES DON'T KNOW 'BOUT MY SPARTA" Then I kick them in the bawlz.
Oh, and "Jesus Tapdancing Christ, you're awful."
One more - "BITCHES DON'T KNOW 'BOUT MY SPARTA" Then I kick them in the bawlz.
A one liner I say all the time (although it pisses a lot of people off) is "you lost the game".
-insert horrible pun that makes everyone I know say "God dammit, Brian"-
Seriously, I do those alot.
As a sidenote, my brother has a pseudo-catchphrase: "Oh balls!"
EDIT: Something I have said quite a bit after being surprised (Don't quite know if this counts as a one-liner): "Holy butt****ing Cthulhu!"
Seriously, I do those alot.
As a sidenote, my brother has a pseudo-catchphrase: "Oh balls!"
EDIT: Something I have said quite a bit after being surprised (Don't quite know if this counts as a one-liner): "Holy butt****ing Cthulhu!"
Hi.Yegargeburble said:
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If I had to say I had a cacth phrase, it would be:
"I am in cOmPLeTE control..." You had to be there to get it.
So...no one feels like a tool for having one liners on stand by to make yourself sound witty?
I mean, I would rather be the guy to come up with quips and comebacks spur of the moment, so if people thought I was witty, they'd actually be correct.
Oh, wait. I am that guy.
I mean, I would rather be the guy to come up with quips and comebacks spur of the moment, so if people thought I was witty, they'd actually be correct.
Oh, wait. I am that guy.
I tend to do that was will, although I have a massive list of sarcastic remarks. Anyhow on topicmangus said:
"Fanfuckingtastic/Fanfriggingtastic" - Also used for sarcasm.
"Whoa nelly!" - Random for something that surprises me or just for the hell of it.
I have other one lines but they are usually spur of the moment and I cannot seem to recall any.
Me too (minus the "Brian" of course). I will usually come out with a terrible pun, apologise immediatley, then run away giggling while everyone is rolling their eyes and groaning. Never gets old for me!Yegargeburble said:
Someone jokingly called my friend a mistake when they screwed up (I shit you not) 1+1 and wrote 12 (Don't ask, I don't wanna know)Baby Tea said:
In response to my friend being called a mistake I piped in with "I think you'll find two mistakes are involved in that process, not one"
I got hit.
Also, whenever I say something really stupid, my girlfriend will stroke my hair and say "Aren't you pretty" insinuating I've got nothing but looks
