Your personal quote
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"Smart people work hard for their money, smarter people make their money work harder."
- Me
"Pay me and I'll work, otherwise fuck off."
- Me
- Me
"Pay me and I'll work, otherwise fuck off."
- Me
Walk into any college cafeteria on the planet, and you will undoubtedly find a type of pizza being served which, about an hour after being consumed, will give you what I affectionately call "ass burning syndrome." You will eat nothing but this for four years. Enjoy college. - Me
OK so here's mine:
I'm mean because I can't be nice to everyone.
or:
Yes I'm crazy, if I wasn't you wouldn't know me.
I'm mean because I can't be nice to everyone.
or:
Yes I'm crazy, if I wasn't you wouldn't know me.
I have about four...
"Could be worse. Could always be worse." - This is what keeps me sane in moments of crisis
"You have just been Nicol-Crippled." - Play on my last name
"George, look! Goth girls in Pizza Bikinis!" - this one was just pure Schadenfreude
"Keep calm and carry on...Okay now we can panic and freak out" - It makes me giggle inside when I say this
"Could be worse. Could always be worse." - This is what keeps me sane in moments of crisis
"You have just been Nicol-Crippled." - Play on my last name
"George, look! Goth girls in Pizza Bikinis!" - this one was just pure Schadenfreude
"Keep calm and carry on...Okay now we can panic and freak out" - It makes me giggle inside when I say this
Always loved saying this to people who want me to do what they wish in order, obediently, no exceptions.
"If I was meant to stay upon the tracks you have laid out for me, I would be a train, And seeing as I have crashed over twenty-two trains, you must be accusing me of murder." - Myself
Good times.
EDIT: Actually, just thought of something more fun to say when context allows.
TRI-QUOTATION IS A-GO!
"Obviously it was John" -myself
"Who's John?" -anyone involved
"Who isn't John?" -myself
Also, this was said by me once upon an event, and I think it's been said before, but I don't care: "The game is a metaphor for life. You can never win, and if you think about life, you're a philosopher and therefore fail at life." -Myself
EDITAGAIN: *sigh* because I was reminded: "There are 5 types of people in this world: Those who can count, those who can't, those who make fun of the latter, and hypocrites."
(becomes twice as funny when the person you're talking to responds with "you forgot two" and you taunt him on that)
"If I was meant to stay upon the tracks you have laid out for me, I would be a train, And seeing as I have crashed over twenty-two trains, you must be accusing me of murder." - Myself
Good times.
EDIT: Actually, just thought of something more fun to say when context allows.
TRI-QUOTATION IS A-GO!
"Obviously it was John" -myself
"Who's John?" -anyone involved
"Who isn't John?" -myself
Also, this was said by me once upon an event, and I think it's been said before, but I don't care: "The game is a metaphor for life. You can never win, and if you think about life, you're a philosopher and therefore fail at life." -Myself
EDITAGAIN: *sigh* because I was reminded: "There are 5 types of people in this world: Those who can count, those who can't, those who make fun of the latter, and hypocrites."
(becomes twice as funny when the person you're talking to responds with "you forgot two" and you taunt him on that)
"Work like an adult; play like a kid."
The latter phrase can be interpreted any way you want. For me, it's playing video games and reading comic books. Kid stuff.
The latter phrase can be interpreted any way you want. For me, it's playing video games and reading comic books. Kid stuff.
"I do not regret that which I have done. Only that which I did not do." - Empire Records
"It's Paco time." - Zombie Strippers
I enjoy the second because my nickname is Paco
"It's Paco time." - Zombie Strippers
I enjoy the second because my nickname is Paco
Well, I know I've said a few quotable things in my time, but the only original quote I can come up with at the moment is something my friend once said:
"When life hands you lemons, make beef stew."
(Basically, the "just keep swimming" message of the original proverb, but with an absurdist twist with the intent to make you "shoot for the moon", so to speak.)
"When life hands you lemons, make beef stew."
(Basically, the "just keep swimming" message of the original proverb, but with an absurdist twist with the intent to make you "shoot for the moon", so to speak.)
Actually, Douglas Adams beat you to that one:Isalan said:
"A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."
?Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless
As nice as the idea sounds, it's not actually a quote until someone else quotes you on it. It's more of a statement. That said,
My go:
"Beauty is something relative. If you don't think so, then you are a deontologist. If you don't think so, then you are in denial. If you don't think so, then we have ourselves a philosophical paradox." - From my personal metaphilosophy; "Three terms is all it takes for a debate to conclude. Anything beyond that is just going around in circles."
Oooh, sneaky me. Slipping in two statements. ;P
You're welcome.Booze Zombie said:
My go:
"Beauty is something relative. If you don't think so, then you are a deontologist. If you don't think so, then you are in denial. If you don't think so, then we have ourselves a philosophical paradox." - From my personal metaphilosophy; "Three terms is all it takes for a debate to conclude. Anything beyond that is just going around in circles."
Oooh, sneaky me. Slipping in two statements. ;P