Your signature melee weapon

[Twad]

A shovel? A frying pan (satisfying "clang" sound)? A gun? A deus Ex machina? A plot device?

 

[Dogstile]

My fists? Weapons are for /massive/ pussies. Although this is coming from someone who's had a mugger attempt to mug him. And fail. Splendidly, I might add.

 

[Mittens The Kitten]

Aluminum Baseball bat
"If you grew up where i grew up, you'd be fuckin' dead"
-The Scout

 

[subject_87]

Either a road sign, a magic fencing glove, or a sword full of evil black-and-red energy.

 

[BlackEagle95]

Sword in side a cane, with my profile pic painted on a white orb as the topper.

Claymore.Fantasy version made of obsidian.

Hidden shoe blade(Real,Needed some variety)

Steel knuckles that can sprout small daggers for when the shit gets heavy, er.
Last one is the primary choice, followed by the cane.

 

[TheTaco007]

Butterfly knife or foil (fencing sword).

 

[Imperiused]

A Goedendag. For those who don't know, its a cross between a spear and a mace. I could think of no more pleasing of a way to kill someone than impaling my enemy with the weapon, jerking it out, smashing him across the head, and then tipping my hat to him as I turn away and say "Good day!"

 

[Quazimofo]

i have always been a fan of pole weapons when it comes to mele combat. if it was to be bladed, either a scythe or a naginata.

http://www.trueswords.com/images/prod/c/TS-DRANAGINATA22_540.jpg

http://fc09.deviantart.net/images3/i/2004/134/b/e/scythe.jpg

if it was to be sheer brute force however, nothing compares to a daemonhammer

http://media.photobucket.com/image/recent/hivetyrant765/Thammer.jpg

 

[StellarViking]

My fists, my feet, and a blind fury instilled within me by Odin himself.

 

[FirstPersonWinner]

Fire-Axe

Maybe with a spear-like pointy bottom end.

 

[Croix Sinistre]

Well I already own some katanas, but quite frankly I hate the swords for practical value, they just look nice over my functionless fireplace.

If I was going to be all badass action hero though?
Probably a KA-BAR or a Bowie Knife.

My thoughts exactly. And you know, you can actually open-carry a sheathed ka-bar or similar survival/fighting knife in most places?

 

[white_salad]

Duel wielding mallets. I've gotten pretty good handling that thing with all the working I've been doing. It's feels like it would have lots of impact if I hit someone with it. Though this would be a modern and realistic game.

In a fantasy setting I'd have a Halberd. I fucking LOVE halberds.

 

[Hawkeye16]

If you use a katana, then your either a pussy-ass ninja, or an otaku.

I use a Cutlass like a real man!

 

[Paksenarrion]

A modified lightsaber: it repulses matter instead of cutting through it.

The Star Wars version of the sakabatou, or reverse blade sword.

I just might write that fan fic crossover: Star Wars/Rurouni Kenshin.

Trained by a powerful Force Master, who is neither Light or Dark.

Fell to the Dark Side during the Clone Wars, then disappeared. Reappears at the start of the New Republic.

 

[Jake0fTrades]

Japanese Tanto.

Google it.

 

[JamesJoltWolf]

a giant paintbrush ;D

 

[Wapox]

I think I have a tie between:

A Metal Rod - A stick type rod as in a Bo-Staff
or
A Rapier, because it's lightweight, and I'm good at stabbing motions^^

 

[OutforEC]

Silver monocle with retractable razor-edge.

 

[Jodah]

Hatchet and hunting knife combination. Utility and effectiveness. Plus I already have it IRL.

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

The giant burning creation pencil of DOOM!