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Android2137

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...My headphone cord, assuming it's one of my older now broken headphones due to the stupid long cord getting caught on everything instead of my current retractable headphones that have a weaker cord as a result.

It may not be good for bashing and stabbing and stuff, but I can at least use it as a garotte. That said, there's little preventing my adversary from turning it against me considering how I tried to keep it from getting caught on things by wrapping it around my neck...

Just because it's my signature weapon doesn't mean it's not stupid.
 

dancinginfernal

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Baseball Bat or Fireax.

Probably the former. Good old wooden bat.

dogstile said:
My fists? Weapons are for /massive/ pussies. Although this is coming from someone who's had a mugger attempt to mug him. And fail. Splendidly, I might add.
My friend used to have a saying when playing Morrowind.

"Weapons are for people who don't have fists."
 

Boom129

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complicated.
base is a chinese Jian

but along both edges are small blades jutting out (about 6 in long) but curved back toward the blade in a crescent pattern though they don't reconnect.
I call it the thorn blade
 

FarleShadow

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My old Bunkbed's bed pole.

Seriously, its about 4 foot long, pretty heavy, can be twirled and/or slammed against someone's head. Its like a weapon that nobody bothered to make illegal.
 

The Thinker

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I'd either use a stick, a crowbar, a pillow, a flag, or a spork duct-taped to a knife. But probably the last two.
 

Boom129

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Boom129 said:
complicated.
base is a chinese Jian

but along both edges are small blades jutting out (about 6 in long) but curved back toward the blade in a crescent pattern though they don't reconnect.
I call it the thorn blade
failing that, a kilij

recaptcha: ndoerat there!
 

Dracain

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http://www.trueswords.com/giant-high-carbon-steel-odachi-nodachi-69in-p-3650.html
This beauty right here. A little impractical sometimes, but DAMN is this thing cool. Not to mention the stabby and slashy aspect is rather useful in a fight.
 

Condor219

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Anybody remember that gunblade from FFXIII? That thing was badass.

Also, I'd have a weapon that could transform into any kind of weapon as I needed it. A spear if I was charging, a sword if I was in a generally fast-paced fight, a dagger if I needed to be stealthy, etc. Now THAT would be a signature weapon.
 

The-Bad-Blooded

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well, i already own mine...
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A MUTHAFUKKEN' CAST-IRON SKILLET!
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if something (anything) is hit in the head with that thing, it aint EVER gettin' up.
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it's so amazing that i almost lose balance after one swing, and i smashed a hole in a wall with one.
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it's the stuff of dreams!
 

vivalahelvig

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A shotgun.
Why?
Because i transcend the possible! I teach people that the shotgun will fuck you up, regardless of where your hiding!

Especially if the shotgun shoots rocket-powered lightsabre chainsaw with crowbar-teeth!
 

loc978

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I'd like to pretend I'm cool enough to really utilize my katana [http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n182/loc978/Photos/DSC02954.jpg] effectively... but I'm a much more efficient killer with one of my rapiers [http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n182/loc978/Photos/rapiers.jpg]. Or, hell... both of 'em. I could dual-wield my rapiers. How silly is that?