Your signature melee weapon

[Chaos-Spider]

Electric power gloves with spikes and fire and ice cream and bacon and tits.

Pure 100% bonified AWESOME!

I like you, Sir.

I'd pick a bokken (wooden samurai sword) as I have a lot of practice with one. I could also incipacitate enemies without outright killing them, which would mean no-one would really have an excuse to swear revenge on me or get me hauled off to jail, unlike if I had a true katana. There's also less chance of me accidentally decapitating myself.

Failing that, a pair of bladed sai/ tonfa.

Or ideally all three. XD

Why? Bladed tonfa are redundant, a single good hit to the head from a normal one is game over on an unarmoured opponent. Limbs that get hit will be broken.

A bladed sai might still work normally though by letting you catch blades and stuff.

Imagination.

I'm a Certified Imagineer.

this, Arnis or normal sai/ tonfa is what I would probably use.

No idea why you would need a certificate for imagination though.

 

[Dark Harbinger]

you can have grond, I'll take the one ring

oh and an axe just in case there are any tricky people involved

Hooray!

 

[ImmortalDrifter]

11" serrated combat blade. "War Tooth"

 

[mrscott137]

Power Sword. Clean and tidy, without making the god-awful humm of a lighsabre. Although I would just prefer to shoot them with a railgun a close range instead ^^

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

In b4 the entire community says "katana" seriously guys. Mix it up a little. Probs been ninjad a thousand times. Mine is a weapon of my own invention called a draich.

Spoiler

Its a BIT like this, well one end us, the other end has two blades running parallel to the shaft, creating a sort of polearm on the other end.

Better

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

Cricket bat or medical crutch. My dad's got both of them so they are easy to get a hold of

 

[Bloodstain]

A whip, a backwards-held revolver or a push dagger.
Edit: Or a golf club.
Edit #2: Or épée, foil or sabre. (I've done some fencing for a few years)

 

[bobtail123]

A single perfectly balanced, razor sharp katana that I suddenly know how to use. Sometimes simplicity is best.

But if it captures the souls of any who are slain by it, and can burn with icy black fire, that would be pretty awesome as well.

 

[SamuelT]

A falchion. Because swords are cool. Maybe a glaive of some kind, but I have some practice with a sword, so I'll go with that.

Though I'd be happier with a bow. My bow, ideally.

Do tell, what kind of bow? I shoot recurve myself.

 

[mechanixis]

A golf bag full of swords. It's good to have options.

 

[AroLombardi]

I have an extremely old wooden bat that weighs about fifteen pounds. I would use that until I can construct a hidden blade.

 

[Brightzide]

The trusty baseball bat. Nothing fancy. Ka-doosh!

 

[Shiftygiant]

Hatchet. It's practical and can be used as tool. Or maybe some sort of crowbar...

 

[TheEndlessSleep]

I would always choose a gun that shoots shurikens and lightening... and also has tits and is on fire...

But since it must be a melee weapon, some kind of sword that also has these properties...

 

[Kraj]

a saber. probably made of some theoretical hyper-diamond alloy thing.

or: simple birdshot knuckles.

 

[Knife-28]

Hmmmm, I wonder what?

 

[Hunter6475]

WAIT! I forgot the ultimate weapons.

Spoiler: Good old faithful

Spoiler: When it gets a little tougher

Spoiler: And when the worst comes to the worst

You have just made my day lol.
Aside from these, probably a katana-type sword or halberd very reliable and deadly
melee-weapons

 

[AviaJiutai]

Most likely dual wield a bastard sword and a hand axe. Been a fan of that weapon layout since the game Viking. But since I have little to no training with either of those, I'll either remove my ear or bury the axe head in my knee when I try something flashy with them.

 

[ryderawsome]

my hands are all i need

 

[alexwars1]

A gun.
...What?