Your signature melee weapon

[Bebus]

Shield. Anybody who thinks shields are for defence are pussies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRZ22UCnMNk

 

[Dwarfman]

As I am a qualified chef the answer to this question is simple - Knives. Big fuckoff shiny ones!

 

[dietrichrieper]

Make way evil! I'm armed to the teeth and packing a hamster!

 

[Cheesepower5]

A halberd or glaive, possibly a more knife-on-a-stick style long-spear like the Celts or Greeks had.

 

[Zorg Machine]

Spoiler

for swinging over the battlefield

and

for standing behind the battle lines.

spoiler for images.

 

[The Funslinger]

a dao.

or a balisong.

Would be pretty damn intimidating to see someone advancing on you doing tricks with one of those.

 

[Sosabowski]

A snooker ball in a sock

 

[Rblade]

I think a straight up longsword. power range and finess

 

[PatSilverFox]

My claws.
Secondary preference would be a hidden blade.

 

[Anoos]

A speaker playing http://nyan.cat/
heads will explode

 

[Knusper]

My shillelagh that my grandmother gave to me and my brother after a holiday to Ireland. It is basically a massive cudgel and would be good to fight off any burglars if we actually got any where we live.

 

[RevRaptor]

A long pole with a honey badger tied to the end of it.

See that lion there, its not going to win that fight, honey badgers are known to kill lion by ripping of their balls.
That's right it tears off their nuts.

Honey badger on a stick, weapon of pure terror.

 

[Magikarp]

A speaker playing http://nyan.cat/
heads will explode

Can't we keep this civilised!?


OT: A silenced crowbar for stealth whacking.

 

[darksakul]

Shield. Anybody who thinks shields are for defense are pussies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRZ22UCnMNk

Agreed. I saw that episode of Deadliest warrior, so I had a feeling what it was before I even loaded the clip.


My suggestion

A Big beefy arm, especially when it belongs to the person you are beating to death with.
That is assuming they do not die from the blood lost first.

P.S. the image is from some old movie's stock photos

 

[Proyoginator]

2 words. WALRUS TUSK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

Seriously... i want a cane. As of now i don't really have a signature melee weapon, but i will get a pimp stick someday.

 

[KingofallCosmos]

Can't go wrong with my trusty bat:

just holding it casually will get rid of any burglar.

 

[Draconicfeline]

Power fist or Lily's Vertibird blade from FONV.

Punching things and hitting things with a bog fuck-off sword?
Hell ya.

 

[Kajt]

Spears all the way. That sword isn't going to do you much good if you can't get close to me.

 

[BarskeLars]

A piece of wood, with two rusty nails in it.