Your superhero name!

[Shinsei-J]

Red Magic (The gathering card that is)

 

[SH4DOWSL4Y3R]

I am...... THE ALMIGHTY BLACK COUCH!!! VILLAINY TREMBLES IN FEAR AT THE SIGHT OF MY COMFORTABLE CUSHIONS!!!

 

[Lerasai]

I'm topless at the moment so i am the mighty...MUSE poster?

It's the Naked Muse!

 

[SH4DOWSL4Y3R]

I am the Blue Couch! Fear my pillows of destruction!

Can we........ form a team?

 

[Vykrel]

White Coaster...

 

[Extasii]

The Gray Multi-Tap
The Gray Ethernet Cord
The Gray Grinch Cassette Tape?
The Gray Forrest Gump?

Yeah, that'll work

THE GRAY GUMP! Fear my gumbo!

 

[VanTesla]

The Blue Chair...

 

[CrazyJew]

Topless fan. Wow, am I super fangirl who follows rockstars? Wait, I have tests. the eff.

 

[yman15]

Blue baby!!!!!!
(everyone stares at me)
What my baby sisters sleeping in my right arm right now

 

[Iron Lightning]

Tie-dye Trashcan, okay

 

[ckam]

Black★Rock Shooter? How convenient.

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

Blue Flesh-light?

I would have some good costume designs with that.

I was NOT expecting that!

OT: Red Numpad. Eh, could be worse.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Blue Monitor.
Lovely.

 

[Tommeh Brownleh]

BEWARE THE BROWN TRASH BIN...... umm.... rawr?

 

[krection]

I am the mighty green air conditioner! All will fear me!

 

[wax88]

criminals, beware of...THE GREY PHONE!

oh gosh...what am i spposed to do? phone the cops when a crime takes place?

or...prank call the crims until they give in and surrender?

 

[Darth Rahu]

Beware the power of the White Bottle. He will serve you your DOOM!!!

 

[Infernai]

The orange Tissue-box..Fear my power of Tissues and tissue boxes, for if evil doers everywhere so much as sneeze...i'll be there!

...Don't judge me, i made the best of a bad situation!

 

[Czargent Sane]

the gray book. I could work it if I called myself the gray tome.

alright!

 

[shadowsoul222]

I am the almighty Red Pillow! Villains beware my sleep-inducing powers! Also I'm super soft!