Your superhero name!

[CrazyJew]

Topless fan. Wow, am I super fangirl who follows rockstars? Wait, I have tests. the eff.

 

[yman15]

Blue baby!!!!!!
(everyone stares at me)
What my baby sisters sleeping in my right arm right now

 

[Iron Lightning]

Tie-dye Trashcan, okay

 

[ckam]

Black★Rock Shooter? How convenient.

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

Blue Flesh-light?

I would have some good costume designs with that.

I was NOT expecting that!

OT: Red Numpad. Eh, could be worse.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Blue Monitor.
Lovely.

 

[Tommeh Brownleh]

BEWARE THE BROWN TRASH BIN...... umm.... rawr?

 

[krection]

I am the mighty green air conditioner! All will fear me!

 

[wax88]

criminals, beware of...THE GREY PHONE!

oh gosh...what am i spposed to do? phone the cops when a crime takes place?

or...prank call the crims until they give in and surrender?

 

[Darth Rahu]

Beware the power of the White Bottle. He will serve you your DOOM!!!

 

[Infernai]

The orange Tissue-box..Fear my power of Tissues and tissue boxes, for if evil doers everywhere so much as sneeze...i'll be there!

...Don't judge me, i made the best of a bad situation!

 

[Czargent Sane]

the gray book. I could work it if I called myself the gray tome.

alright!

 

[shadowsoul222]

I am the almighty Red Pillow! Villains beware my sleep-inducing powers! Also I'm super soft!

 

[Flip-Shying]

The Blue Cereal Bowl

 

[tombman888]

BEHOLD! The mighty Blue Biscuits!!!

 

[kittii-chan 300]

im in bed... I got 'topless pillow'... waaaaaaaaaah! does this not count as sexual harrassment?! ;(

 

[Death God]

I am, the White Yorkshire Terrier! Fear my yapping justice and blinding light of invincibility!

 

[kypsilon]

The Grey Remote.

I'm distant. And constantly lost.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Black Malt Liquor.

So incredibly racist...

 

[Sectan]

I am THE NAKED TRASHCAN! Fear my nude trash spitting might. I have a dark brooding past. My parents were garbage trucks cut down in their prime by bank robbers who collided head on with them while escaping the scene!