Your ultimate torture
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I know, but having to sit for hours just listening to them say mindless God bullshit WHILE hearing the Jona Brothers, I would kill myself.Ezzay said:
Being shot with a weapon which made me eat my loved ones one at a time but not wanting to while never being caught and never dying and being forced to socialise so the i would always have loved ones to eat. Dark i know but hey its ultimate.
EDIT: Alternatively, you could have to watch every "Fred" episode on a constant loop for all eternity, never dying, never sleeping, never blinking, never going deaf. All the while, you are forced to chew faeces flavoured gum that never loses its flavour, actually excreting it every fives seconds so that you cannot simply stop chewing, and you never grow accustomed to the taste.
EDIT: Alternatively, you could have to watch every "Fred" episode on a constant loop for all eternity, never dying, never sleeping, never blinking, never going deaf. All the while, you are forced to chew faeces flavoured gum that never loses its flavour, actually excreting it every fives seconds so that you cannot simply stop chewing, and you never grow accustomed to the taste.
Chinese water torture can apparently inspire madness without leaving a mark. Another ancient Chinese punishment is tying a person down on growing bamboo shoots and letting the bamboo grow through their skin!
Both are pretty brutal.
Both are pretty brutal.
...Dude wtf that is so totally evil...........CONGRATULATIONS!!! You are the seventeenth visitor to "The Dark Side",Terminalchaos said:
*2 hour long hug including heart-warming sighs and shoulder-bunching and -unbunching to express the want for a tighter hug* "I shall always remember your pure evil and sigh that the hug had to end. *sigh*
I'd laugh my ass off if that happened.Blue22 said:
But for me, it'd be listening to nonstop emo/screamo music. It makes me want beat those kids up. "How about you stop freakin crying about your problems!" - Friend.
But that's what music is about isn't it?
A painful one:
Strap the subject onto a flat surface, with arms and legs bound. Heat up a pair of tongs in a fire until it is white-hot, but not melting. Use a knife to make a small cut in the belly, very low, and use the heated tongs to try and grab the intestines and pull them out.
It will most likely kill the subject, but very painfully.
A mental one:
Keeping him or her awake with water, light and music for long periodes of time.
Strap the subject onto a flat surface, with arms and legs bound. Heat up a pair of tongs in a fire until it is white-hot, but not melting. Use a knife to make a small cut in the belly, very low, and use the heated tongs to try and grab the intestines and pull them out.
It will most likely kill the subject, but very painfully.
A mental one:
Keeping him or her awake with water, light and music for long periodes of time.
Somebody hanging me up on meat hooks and making me preform in a puppet show involving lumberjacks and lots of yelling.