Your ultimate torture

[Dorian]

Being COLD.

All other tortures fail compared to that one.

*Shudder* *Shiver*

 

[chaosfenrir]

Being forced to read Twilight over and over again...
There goes my brain...

 

[Kilaknux]

Trapped in a room full of TV screens and all of those screens blaring utter nonsense at all times on a loop. Like "HUMUMUMUMUMUMUMUMUMMUMUMU", but non-stop.

 

[Vrex360]

My sex life.

 

[Metric Monkey]

For any normal person with half a brain-cell: Strapping them to a chair, and forcing them to watch twilight repeatedly..needless to say that would be hell for anyone...

You're a freakin monster... *scared of you*

 

[Daedalus1942]

Just upon reading through the 'most evil weapon thread' it gave me an idea what would be your ultimate torture as for mine it would be locked into a room with the Brady Bunch theme song on repeat 24 hrs a day for the rest of my life.

If they EVER make another Transformers, Hulk, Spiderman, or Twilight film.

 

[Vrex360]

My sex life.

How can you torture someone, with something that isn't there ?

The realisation that it isn't there of course... ha ha.

 

[lwm3398]

being hung,stabbed multiple times in the...do i need to say it? then drawn,burned alive,but live,then shoved into boiling water to die.

i think my body would shut down from the pain early on. if that's possible.

 

[suicideblonde]

i can think of a few things but one was already kind of mentioned .. the whole watching twilight on repeat(GOD that would be so horrible),being either burned or almost drowning, GM telling me that there not going to make anymore camaros, the internet being down for X ammount of days,Watching my loved ones getting hurt and not being able to help them,and last but not least..Bush coming back into office for another 4 years ...

 

[dwightsteel]

Being shot with a weapon which made me eat my loved ones one at a time but not wanting to while never being caught and never dying and being forced to socialise so the i would always have loved ones to eat. Dark i know but hey its ultimate.

You've....thought about this before, haven't you?

 

[dwightsteel]

being hung,stabbed multiple times in the...do i need to say it? then drawn,burned alive,but live,then shoved into boiling water to die.

i think my body would shut down from the pain early on. if that's possible.

It's totally possible. Actually, it's more than possible, I'd even say it's more than probable, up to the point of very likely. Unless they took great pains to keep you alive through...well any of that, the excessive pain would cause you to go into shock, and probably cardiac arrest.

 

[goatzilla8463]

Ever watched James Bond: Casino Royal?

 

[Doug]

Anything that involves being stuck somewhere with the Jonas Brothers.

This with polystyrene (*shudder*)

 

[sms_117b]

Anything involving my finger/toe nails, just thinking about hving them removed makes me want to hurl

 

[Diablini]

My School and any crapy music. (Rock and above are on the non-crappy scale)

 

[Gerazzi]

Anything that involves being stuck somewhere with the Jonas Brothers.

This.

NO WAIT! Being stuck with the Jonas Brothers, at a church! D: D: D:

That's not a huge torture.
Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers singing together with a rock and roll legend, then butchering the song. In a church filled with stuffed animals and full of screaming fangirls.
That's my hell.

 

[Sevre]

Anything that involves being stuck somewhere with the Jonas Brothers.

This.

NO WAIT! Being stuck with the Jonas Brothers, at a church! D: D: D:

That's not a huge torture.
Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers singing together with a rock and roll legend, then butchering the song. In a church filled with stuffed animals and full of screaming fangirls.
That's my hell.

That's hell, period.

 

[DND Judgement]

being forced to play devil may cry 4 for the rest of my life whilst jeremy clarkson narates exactly what i do...

 

[Amorphisbob]

Anything that involves being stuck somewhere with the Jonas Brothers.

This would not be torture for me. Instead i'd be the one torturing them. But, it would have to be in a locked room in a secluded location. perhaps a decrepid shack in the middle of the nevada desert. First I'd skin one of them alive and force feed the others his skin. Next, I'd gouge out one eyeball from each of them and replace them with my cat's hairballs. After the skinned one dies, i'd dismember the corpse and beat the other two mercilessly with his limbs. I'd keep the other two alive by feeding them the dead one's flesh and their own urine. If one of the two remaining brothers die, i'll staple the other's eyelids open and make him watch me violate the other's corpse with a bone from the first brother. after all this, i'll make several cuts along multiple veins that won't bleed out to quickly and allow him to bleed to death. All the while i'd be taking video of all this and then post the finished video, mixed to jonas brothers music, on a disney message board.

 

[mgold07]

A cheap and easy one. find some friends with some property out in the woods and a person that deserves the horror. Find a tree with an overhanging branch and dig a hole roughly 6' diameter and 10' deep. Tie a rope to the tree and tie up the poor sap suspending him head first in the hole. Fill the hole with water until it reaches lip level for the doomed soul. Since they are upside down the water covers theirs nose- if the water level raises slightly they have to hold themselves up with their back and stomach muscles just to breathe (their body will tend to make them even if they don't want to.) Raise the water level just slightly every 15 minutes until their mouth is covered too. Get a keg and have some buddies drink and party - blasting music and having a good time - every now and again taking a moment to laugh at and threaten the man in the hole. The hole is the urinal. The liquid level will rise, making it more and more difficult for the sucker to keep his mouth above "water". Every hour or so, hoist em up and play pinata then plop em back down. Eventually the liquid level will rise to a lethal level or the guy will get exhausted enough to overcome the bodies natural survival urge. As they fade away form consciousness forever you yell to them- by the way no one will know what happened- we sent a letter to your folks- they think you moved to San Francisco and joined a strange cult(or something worse or more embarrassing that you can think of.) Then turn the music up, laugh and party.

My more complex ones involve more psychology- like threatening or harming those they care about or washes of strange chemicals to irritate as much nervous tissue as possible.

Nasty, just plain nasty, but yagotta love it