Your ultimate torture

[5stringedbandit]

Anything that involves being stuck somewhere with the Jonas Brothers.

This.

NO WAIT! Being stuck with the Jonas Brothers, at a church! D: D: D:

Getting married to the Jonas Brothers... In a church... And they are playing at the reception.

 

[5stringedbandit]

Anything that involves being stuck somewhere with the Jonas Brothers.

This with polystyrene (*shudder*)

This while getting rusty nails shoved up your dick hole. Lovely thought.....

 

[thebestaround21]

Anything that involves being stuck somewhere with the Jonas Brothers.

This.

NO WAIT! Being stuck with the Jonas Brothers, at a church! D: D: D:

And the pews are covered in pee!!

 

[Fraught]

do you mean an actual torture, or one that would just piss the guy off because I have two completely different ones to submit @.@

I think it's the former, though most consider listening to music as "torture".
You people are weird.

 

[Swarles]

Another ancient Chinese punishment is tying a person down on growing bamboo shoots and letting the bamboo grow through their skin!

Ya they tested that on mythbusters and it worked anyway what I would have to say anything to do with Fred and The Joanas Brothers at tne same time unless they both got killed

 

[thebestaround21]

Watching someone break my prized possessions and then make me listen to celine dion do a triuet(like a duet but with three people!!) with the jonas brothers and miley cyrus/hannah montana!

 

[Boneasse]

Papercuts. Oh yeah. Under the nails, at the eyes, on the d**k and under the toenails. I reckon that could hurt very bad.

 

[Matzilla]

mine is being beaten by spoons my buddy Masons is beaten by slippers

 

[Neosage]

Ever watched James Bond: Casino Royal?

Bond seemed to enjoy it though. He was practically in histerics!

 

[Dr Ampersand]

My idea in the Inventive evil weapons was a form of torture so I'll just quote myself.

What I propose is a gun that makes you immortal and invincible and it also makes you slowly and constantly bleed whilst crucified in a blizzard on a mountain which dehydrates you. While this all goes down you see visions of the Earth of adults and children suffering especially of those that you know. The visions of children murdering each other over bottles of toxic water removing your humanity. You see hallucinations of those you know suffering but you are unable to help them as any attempt to do so results in a more painful crucifiction for you and more pain for your loved ones, their screams for help mocking you saying that you failed to help those most dear to you. And the cherry on top is that you cause bad luck eternal to the world and you can FEEL all of the emotion and sorrow that you've caused. All of the cries for a swift death to themselves the affected weep are mimicced by you as oversee the apocalypse of unfathomable void.

This gun only affects the righteous that failed to do all of the good they can in this world.

Who wants evil carrots to snack on!?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Anything to my privates. Seriously, I would squeal like a pig. I wouldn't care if they beat me till every bone in my body was broken, as long as they left that bone alone

 

[Catchy Slogan]

Someone removing all my ligaments, and damaging my larynx, Then slicing my skin of piece by peice. I would be fully awake, but not able to feel it. Just be able to know that this person can do anything and I'm completely powerless to stop them, that I'm unable to call for help, that no one will come looking for me, no one wil ever find me, just me and whatever horrors my captor can cook up for the rest of my life...

To me, nothing can beat the feeling of being utterly helpless. No amount f physical pain can ever compare to that.

 

[WalrusMan]

Being unable to move a muscle in your body, stuck in one, lifeless, blank spot in a secluded part of some universe, without any ears, eyes, or a mouth, and to be completely unaffected by anything, just stuck there, in that one spot.



For eternity.

 

[Yeq]

You know those spiders that hatch inside caterpillars and eat them out from the inside? Yeah. Those. I don't know if it works on humans, but you get the idea.

 

[SsilverR]

being forced to watch high school musical ...

 

[El Poncho]

I'm sure all the dark ages torture comes into mind.

 

[Kargathia]

Blindfold someone, tie him up on a table with his arms outside it. Make water drip into a bucket somewhere around their wrists, but tell them that you've just slit his wrists, and that he's going to slowly bleed to death.
People actually will believe you, and will lie there listening to the dripping.

For shits'n'giggles you can always let it slowly drip empty.

 

[Azraellod]

being unable to think.

that would just be horrible...

 

[AkJay]

Anything that involves being stuck somewhere with the Jonas Brothers.

haha, i thought of this the minute i read the title. Bravo, good sir.

 

[Manbro]

Being kicked in the balls for all eternity!