Your Waifu.

[spartan231490]

The closest I have to a waifu would be Elmindreda from Wheel of Time, if that even counts. Other than that, i tend to devote my pointless romantic energy towards real unattainable women.

 

[gabmed]

Sorry, I don't have a 2D significant other. I don't see the point. Cause, you know.... they aren't real and stuff.

*sigh* My message once again did not come across. I fail at this stuff. -_-

Waifu is someone you wished it existed, as you love their personality and stuff.

Example: If Fluttershy (humanized) actually existed, I'd date her.

THAT is what a Waifu is.

So you'd date something with the mental capacity of a child?

That's a whole can or worms right there...

*facepalm*

Where is it said (Or written) that she has the mental capacity of a child?

I'd imagine that is true to Pinkie Pie, but Fluttersy is mature and quite dependable. She's the oldest.

She's a pony.

A pony is a young horse.

See where I'm going with this?

You don't watch the series, do you?

 

[Redingold]

I'd would definitely date Twilight Sparkle if she were real.

And if you guys think gabmed is creepy, wait until you get a load of Je Suis Ubermonkey [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Je+Suis+Ubermonkey].

 

[gabmed]

I'd would definitely date Twilight Sparkle if she were real.

And if you guys think gabmed is creepy, wait until you get a load of Je Suis Ubermonkey [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Je+Suis+Ubermonkey].

He likes cakes and ponies. Nothing wrong with him as far as my eye can see...

...

The avatar is midly disturbing... but still of good taste...

 

[dancinginfernal]

Just for the record, I do have a physical girlfriend.

And... yeah, I do have a waifu.

Spoiler: Chie Satonaka from Persona 4

Chie Satonaka

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Sorry, I don't have a 2D significant other. I don't see the point. Cause, you know.... they aren't real and stuff.

*sigh* My message once again did not come across. I fail at this stuff. -_-

Waifu is someone you wished it existed, as you love their personality and stuff.

Example: If Fluttershy (humanized) actually existed, I'd date her.

THAT is what a Waifu is.

So you'd date something with the mental capacity of a child?

That's a whole can or worms right there...

*facepalm*

Where is it said (Or written) that she has the mental capacity of a child?

I'd imagine that is true to Pinkie Pie, but Fluttersy is mature and quite dependable. She's the oldest.

She's a pony.

A pony is a young horse.

See where I'm going with this?

You don't watch the series, do you?

I need to watch the show to know that a pony is the child equivalant of a horse?

Odd.

 

[Redingold]

I'd would definitely date Twilight Sparkle if she were real.

And if you guys think gabmed is creepy, wait until you get a load of Je Suis Ubermonkey [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Je+Suis+Ubermonkey].

He likes cakes and ponies. Nothing wrong with him as far as my eye can see...

...

The avatar is midly disturbing... but still of good taste...

Oh, I agree, but I reckon these guys who dislike you for liking Fluttershy would descend into an eternal downward spiral of rage at him. He's also creepier in real life.

 

[gabmed]

I enjoy how many people have a crush on a 10 year old pony who has a severe mutation that causes her to have wings.

Agreed, rofl... pony's are a dying meme.

I agree.

Pity that the fact that Ponies just passed all memes from KYM, that ponies spike the chart of popularity on youtube, and the fact that season two starts in 3 months kind of prove us all wrong.

Oh well. Can't win all, right guys? ^^

 

[Ryu890]

A waifu?

Is that like a wig-wam off of a woofing engine?

Edit: Now I'm aware of what a waifu is, I can honestly say that no. I do not have a waifu.

I have sex with my fiancee, a real woman.

......
And here is the difference between critiquing and trolling. If you don't have a waifu, then DON'T POST. Its a simple concept. Its like all the morons who go specifically to an MLP thread, just to diss MLP. If you don't care about MLP then don't bother posting! There's no need to prove your 'manliness' by humiliating yourself and dissing a show that you don't like!


........Sorry, got a bit ranty there. That probably doesn't apply to you in its entirety. The point is, if you don't have a waifu, then fine. We don't need you to assert your 'holier then thou' bs.

Secondly, as defined above 'Waifu' does NOT mean 'I want to sleep with him/her'. It means 'I am fond of this virtual character'. The former may ALSO be true, but isn't nessicary to achieve Waifu-ness.

Those of Waifu status for me:

Lloyd Irving
Vanille
Pinkie Pie
Twilight Sparkle
Aang
Sokka
Commander Shepeard
Liara
Tali
Garrus
Hinata Hyuga

Conca
Alena
Serina
Xanith
Shiva
Liki!




Notice that I, am a straight male. Further, I do not wish to sleep with ANY of these people, because I'm of the simple opinion that I'd rather meet and get to know someone before going that far.
Further, the last six, below the 'break', are origional characters by myself, and friends of mine, used in our RPs.




EDIT: *sheepishly steps backwards* Re-read the definition. Nevermind. I'm wrong on the second point. My first one is just as valid though.

 

[TeeBs]

Its been a while since I've been on the escapist, I don't remember the forums being so anal about this stuff.

Its for fun guys, if you don't have a waifu you don't have to post. Its harmless fun.

Also for the topic at hand

Since we are already talking about pony waifus Rainbow Dash.

Human Waifu, I would probably pick...

Spoiler

 

[HumpinHop]

I enjoy how many people have a crush on a 10 year old pony who has a severe mutation that causes her to have wings.

*sniff sniff*

...Trololo?

Crush is a smidge of an overstatement (in my case atleast, can't tell if OP).

 

[gabmed]

Sorry, I don't have a 2D significant other. I don't see the point. Cause, you know.... they aren't real and stuff.

*sigh* My message once again did not come across. I fail at this stuff. -_-

Waifu is someone you wished it existed, as you love their personality and stuff.

Example: If Fluttershy (humanized) actually existed, I'd date her.

THAT is what a Waifu is.

So you'd date something with the mental capacity of a child?

That's a whole can or worms right there...

*facepalm*

Where is it said (Or written) that she has the mental capacity of a child?

I'd imagine that is true to Pinkie Pie, but Fluttersy is mature and quite dependable. She's the oldest.

She's a pony.

A pony is a young horse.

See where I'm going with this?

You don't watch the series, do you?

I need to watch the show to know that a pony is the child equivalant of a horse?

Odd.

Yes. Yes you do, actually. As weird as it sounds, yes, you DO have to watch the show to know that they don't go literal on ponies being "Horse kids". Specially because the adults are also "ponies". You know, the ones with kids and that are married?

 

[gabmed]

A waifu?

Is that like a wig-wam off of a woofing engine?

Edit: Now I'm aware of what a waifu is, I can honestly say that no. I do not have a waifu.

I have sex with my fiancee, a real woman.

......
And here is the difference between critiquing and trolling. If you don't have a waifu, then DON'T POST. Its a simple concept. Its like all the morons who go specifically to an MLP thread, just to diss MLP. If you don't care about MLP then don't bother posting! There's no need to prove your 'manliness' by humiliating yourself and dissing a show that you don't like!


........Sorry, got a bit ranty there. That probably doesn't apply to you in its entirety. The point is, if you don't have a waifu, then fine. We don't need you to assert your 'holier then thou' bs.

Secondly, as defined above 'Waifu' does NOT mean 'I want to sleep with him/her'. It means 'I am fond of this virtual character'. The former may ALSO be true, but isn't nessicary to achieve Waifu-ness.

Those of Waifu status for me:

Lloyd Irving
Vanille
Pinkie Pie
Twilight Sparkle
Aang
Sokka
Commander Shepeard
Liara
Tali
Garrus
Hinata Hyuga

Conca
Alena
Serina
Xanith
Shiva
Liki!




Notice that I, am a straight male. Further, I do not wish to sleep with ANY of these people, because I'm of the simple opinion that I'd rather meet and get to know someone before going that far.
Further, the last six, below the 'break', are origional characters by myself, and friends of mine, used in our RPs.

That was was a very nice list of Waifus there.

Except when it entered male territory. To which extent, it became kind of weird. But then got better as I saw you love Tali too.

 

[Mrrrgggrlllrrrg]

She's a pony.

A pony is a young horse.

See where I'm going with this?

Oh I have an interesting read for you from the pony/human age relative.

*digdigdigdig*

Found it!
yup [https://docs.google.com/viewer?a=v&pid=explorer&chrome=true&srcid=0B8VfOcLr_9YAOWY4ZTgxMDEtYjMxMS00YmZkLWExOWQtODAxNTlmNzgyOWQ5&hl=en_US]

Side note: I love it when people overthink in fandoms, makes for awesome readings.

 

[Ruwrak]

Human Waifu has to go to Yuna from FFX, she was my first pixel crush when I was a young lad and the game had just come out. quote]

Oddly enough. You're not alone. Was a young lad too.
Weird innit? Looking back I'm like "The was your head at man.."

 

[William MacKay]

Sorry, I don't have a 2D significant other. I don't see the point. Cause, you know.... they aren't real and stuff.

*sigh* My message once again did not come across. I fail at this stuff. -_-

Waifu is someone you wished it existed, as you love their personality and stuff.

Example: If Fluttershy (humanized) actually existed, I'd date her.

THAT is what a Waifu is.

So you'd date something with the mental capacity of a child?

That's a whole can or worms right there...

how do you know she has the mental capacity of a child? she takes care of animals for a living, can take care of children, has a knowledge of fashion...

I need to watch the show to know that a pony is the child equivalant of a horse?

Odd.

in this context, pony is a young horse, say in their 20s (in human terms). a filly is a child. if you're right then Rarity (a child) owns a successful, widely know fashion business and takes care of her little sister... notice that the only time we see parents is: in the second last episode flashback and on the Apple farm.
OT: for me it would probably be Rikku of Yuna from FFX. say that's creepy? why do you think they make the character look like that?

 

[ms_sunlight]

She's a pony.

A pony is a young horse.

See where I'm going with this?

You don't watch the series, do you?

I need to watch the show to know that a pony is the child equivalant of a horse?

Odd.

You need to do something, because you're wrong.

A foal (baby), colt (young male) or filly (young female) is a young horse.

A pony is a small horse. That is to say, their breed is smaller when fully grown.

Please note I'm not a pony fan; I just like to see words used properly.

 

[gabmed]

OT: for me it would probably be Rikku of Yuna from FFX. say that's creepy? why do you think they make the character look like that?

Creepy? My friend, it doesn't get any better. I myself had a crush on Rikku (Didn't like Yuna THAT much). She was the Pinkie Pie of the group. xD

Ironically, Yuna was ALWAYS on my team, and Rikku never was. \o/

 

[Easton Dark]

I'd would definitely date Twilight Sparkle if she were real.

I cut you so bad, you gonna wish I didn't cut you so bad.

Dang it, I want the socially awkward librarian with magic powers and an 'assistant' (read: pet) dragon.

 

[DarkArk]

Spoiler

Because Belldandy is awesome when you're 14.