Your Waifu.

[Moromillas]

Hmm, "waifu" ehy...

Maybe, Morrigan from DA:O. She's such a darling.

Spoiler: Morrigan

 

[Redingold]

snip

Definitely go with Garrus. Space Batman you know.

I'm sorry.

Hugs all round?

Of course.

*Hugs but gets devious look on face*

*stabs Easton Dark in the back*

NOW THERE IS NO-ONE TO STOP ME FROM CLAIMING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!

 

[Llil]

I choose Remilia Scarlet.

Spoiler

What? She's older than she looks, okay!

Spoiler: Alistair

I like this Alistair better:

Spoiler

He doesn't have the stupid Tintin hair.

 

[Rainforce]

90% of people who commented in this thread have pony's in their avatars.

Just saying. I'm not entirely sure how you expected this to go over on an international forum like this.

wait, there's a pony nation now???

on topic: no way in hell I could ever go there (the waifu-thing). I would also say "no way, because I'm no loser" but each of us has probably a ton of reasons to be called this ayways, with or without waifu tick. XD

 

[Easton Dark]

*stabs Easton Dark in the back*

NOW THERE IS NO-ONE TO STOP ME FROM CLAIMING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!

*Falls with a faint smile*

Eheheh *coughs up blood* Ahaha. If I can't have her...

*camera zoom to Redingold's back, revealing a note declaring him CEO of a glue company, which Twilight sees*

...No one can.

 

[Redingold]

*stabs Easton Dark in the back*

NOW THERE IS NO-ONE TO STOP ME FROM CLAIMING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!

*Falls with a faint smile*

Eheheh *coughs up blood* Ahaha. If I can't have her...

*camera zoom to Redingold's back, revealing a note declaring him CEO of a glue company, which Twilight sees*

...No one can.

OH! I am defeated! You have thwarted my one attempt at happiness, and I yours! If only we'd remembered what Pinkie Pie said.

 

[Easton Dark]

OH! I am defeated! You have thwarted my one attempt at happiness, and I yours! If only we'd remembered what Pinkie Pie said.

snip

Sharing would be a little awkward for this particular situation.

 

[Redingold]

OH! I am defeated! You have thwarted my one attempt at happiness, and I yours! If only we'd remembered what Pinkie Pie said.

snip

Sharing would be a little awkward for this particular situation.

You can always back out if you're not comfortable with the idea.

 

[Moromillas]

Btw. Could someone explain their, er, dislike for this thread? ....Without saying "I'm not a loser" or "they're not real" or something equally obnoxious and ridiculous.

 

[LiberalSquirrel]

Wow, some people are taking this thread far too seriously. Harmless fun, people. I highly doubt any of the Escapists have secret shrines to Fluttershy or what not.

Anyways.

As a straight gal, my husbandu (?) would be... Dante from Devil May Cry.

'Cause...

Spoiler: Yeah.

<3

 

[Easton Dark]

OH! I am defeated! You have thwarted my one attempt at happiness, and I yours! If only we'd remembered what Pinkie Pie said.

snip

Sharing would be a little awkward for this particular situation.

You can always back out if you're not comfortable with the idea.

.....

Well played.

No! No, there has to be some way...

.....

.....

Clones.

 

[Vrud]

As a straight gal, my husbandu

Hazubando! =D

BEHOLD MAI WAIFU

 

[Redingold]

OH! I am defeated! You have thwarted my one attempt at happiness, and I yours! If only we'd remembered what Pinkie Pie said.

snip

Sharing would be a little awkward for this particular situation.

You can always back out if you're not comfortable with the idea.

.....

Well played.

No! No, there has to be some way...

.....

.....

Clones.

Brilliant!

Do you know how we could get our hands on a Clone-o-Mat? My friend has one but he won't stop making Fluttershys with it.

 

[Brutal Peanut]

I'm a straight woman =) So mai hasubando would be either

Spoiler: Garrus Vakarian

OR

Spoiler: Alistair

Pretty much both of my choices. *initiates virtual high-five*

 

[MrPeanut]

All this talk about Ponies and no love for Rarity?

I am disappoint.

 

[Vrud]

Fool Peanut! The "s" in husband is voiced, and thus would be transcribed with a "zu"!

 

[Catolf]

This guy! Who else could a place my love upon.

Spoiler: Fenris!

Fenris approves of this thread.

 

[The Eyeball Moose]

Huge crush on Jade.

Funny how I've never played any Mortal Kombat game whatsoever.

 

[Filiecs]

Rainbow Dash is my non-human waifu.
Alex Vance will always be my human waifu though...

 

[Easton Dark]

Brilliant!

Do you know how we could get our hands on a Clone-o-Mat? My friend has one but he won't stop making Fluttershys with it.

Celestia uses one to create her master race pegasus guards. Ooooo but Twilight wont like us stealing from her...