Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. (with a twist)

[Zack Curran]

Two pillows, a hoodie, my guitar and guitar tuner. Wow. In the words of gamefreaks: major pwnage

 

[gabe12301]

A spartan lazer

 

[barash]

2x6kg dumbbells, a gaming laptop and loads of various computer related hardware. hmm =/

 

[Ironman126]

A wall? I get to use a wall? What the hell? Or a door. That's to my right. How the hell am i supposed to kill a zombie with a wall?! I never should have moved my bow and arrows...

 

[Hassao]

No joke I have a pistol crossbow, claymore, 2 katanas, 2 daggers, and 2 ninjato. I love my room

 

[Mersadeon]

Well, I've got... a XBox 360 controller, a clock (well, it's quite heavy, I think I could bang someones head before it breaks...) and, well, my copy of Goethe's Faust. I know most would say "oh, you can read it out loud and they'll die out of boredom", but I kinda like that book and Goethe in general. But I would have something to read in the apocalypse. Oh wait, there are also my allergy pills (yay! That stuff is quite important, because after the apocalypse, there will be quite much dust to tickle my nose! But maybe the damn mites will die.) Well...two small USB-Sticks, a bit of garbage, half a pack of "Saure Lachgummis" ("Sour Laughing-gum", I'm german and that stuff is AWESOME.) and my copy of "Die Physiker". Oh well, they're gonna kill me. No, wait, my dictionary! That thing is really heavy. That's my only piece of hope. Good thing that I bought this huge, hardcover english-german dictionary instead of the soft, small edition.

 

[health-bar]

I have a shit ton of books
so i will survive indefinitely

BECAUSE KNOWLEDGE IS POWER

 

[incandescent-smile]

I've got some nail varnish remover. I'm pretty sure it's corrosive. That could work

 

[unicornninja]

I got a cup, a coaster, a xbox headset (not wireless (shit!)), a comcast remote, and a lamp.

I guess i could use the lamp as my weapon. Then use the wired headset to have imaginary conversations with myself and use the cup for drinks and set it on the coaster when im done (im still civilized!!). The remote would be useless.......UNLESS I use it to put a chip in all the zombies heads (yeah yeah I know its unlikely) and control them to DESTROY MY ENEMIES! MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

 

[Mr.PlanetEater]

Mouth Wash, oh well at least the zombies won't have Gingivitis!

 

[Dxz5roxg]

I've got a dresser, some books, an alarm clock, and a roll of tape. Unless I can find MacGyver I'm going to die.

 

[Hazard12]

I get a lighter, about 20 (unused) candles, a cup of tea and some nail clippers.

I feel like I've done well in almost managing but ultimately completely failing to make a serviceable weapon.

 

[WhoaItsBrett]

...a bowl of Cocoa pebbles, chap stick, and a gameboy color.
Hell yeah.

 

[Agrael]

U.S. military grade flashlight, my belt buckle, my watch, 3 rings, a rubber band, PartySmart pills (anti-hangover thing)...

..I need McGuyver..

 

[Lordedubs]

I have a 360 corded controller...Flail mode? I have a drum machine 2 guitar pedals, an old bass amp, a skateboard deck and a display only Katana, bring it you flesh eating SHA_NA_NAZ!

 

[enriquetnt]

potato chips

at least i wont go hungry

 

[zestamaster]

a sorwd and a compound bow, yes i have them next to me

 

[Rofl-kamikaze]

I have.....
A winecork, 2 television remotes, annnnnnddddd
A PILLOW!!!
Not sure if learned skills count, but 2 years of martial arts training could help...
If not, I'll just start clubbing the zombies with the remotes and... umm throw the cork for minimal effect but serious hilarity? While sleeping on the pillow. This could end well. Or maybe I'm just batshit insane =D

 

[zestamaster]

a sorwd and a compound bow, yes i have them next to me

oh and a gun cabenent a room over

 

[Sam_Winchester]

A 3-inch thick dictionary, about 15 pencils, 25 blank CDs, and a novelty phone shaped like a 1950s corvette.

Possibilities are endless...