Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. (with a twist)

[etherlance]

I have a bottle of volvic mineral water next to me......



.......Yeah I'm pretty much fucked!!

 

[Reaper69lol]

I have my router I am screwed

 

[Bran1470]

a rubber fist
im really fucked

 

[The Holydiver]

YES, a magnifying glass

 

[JacobyPAX]

I have 8 lantern corp. rings to my left. I have nigh-limitless possibilities to fight zombies.

 

[oranger]

TV..DS...ps2/3...piles of games...a bokken...old chip bags...my pokewalker? man i've been looking for that for AGES (my poor steelix!)

 

[KingArmery]

I have a really old violin, a printer, and a wooden chair. Let's see, the violin and printer can be thrown (to do nothing), and the chair can be used to (sorta not really) slice zombie necks.

Yeah, I'm screwed.

 

[Dutchie_Diatribe]

I've got two chairs and a 360 controller...
that'll do.. for now

 

[Blue Musician]

A huge lot of pipes, some tools and a wrench...

[HEADING=1]FEAR THE ALL MIGHTY WRENCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/HEADING]

 

[da Loof]

An e-book, a British underground mug, and... a crowbar.

Morgan Freeman, ne1?

 

[Spacelord]

Hah! A solid glass ashtray directly to my left. Guess it could pack a good wallop in a pinch. Thank god for being a lefty and a smoker (one of the few historical instances in which either actually benefits my survival chances).

Guess if it breaks I can always shank a guy too!

 

[Spacelord]

Okay, I just rifled through the pages of this thread and man, I love this thread. I'm laughing my ass off at some of the responses.

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

banana with a knife inside it

 

[Brad Shepard]

Hell yea, I got a digimon!

(Or if someone in the avatar store would see my post, a Bankai)

They didn't mean your avatar. They meant what was physically on your desk.

Ah, thanks, well, on that note, im in my room, this being a lap top so... Swords and knifes, i guess im just lucky.

 

[NeuroShock]

A 35mm camera.

I've covered wars, you know!

 

[PureIrony]

I got a coffee table, coffee machine, toaster and my mom's purse.

(deep breath)...Bring it on.

 

[TheDukes]

A blanket, A bat, and a pillow

I guess I can make a tent and wait it out, Or go back to sleep

 

[00jimbop]

Three katanas, a wakizashi, a tanto, and two Ulaks. And some toothpaste. My house is kindof an armory.

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

A file server, which, according to my brother, contains porn. Are the zombies easily distracted?

 

[Liedna]

I've a pen, a wallet and a can of deroderant...I'm screwed aren't I?