Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. (with a twist)
- Thread starter Ickorus
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Crowbar leaning against my dresser closet on the left.
Its time to kill zombies, The Gordon Freeman Way.
Its time to kill zombies, The Gordon Freeman Way.
Oh crap. I get a cap gun, a wii remote, a Nvidia GeForce 9800 GT Graphics Card, and a can of Dr. Pepper.
Not bad. Not good, but not bad.
Not bad. Not good, but not bad.
hmm, a bowl of rice a curry, a spooon, a can of full throttle, my dye lanyard and said keys, razer bag...a lollipop, my lord i have been defeated
I got scissors, a metal bat, a metal toolbox that has a hammer, chisel, and some knives in it, and a shit-ton of writing utensils.
I think I'll be fine.
I think I'll be fine.
A freaking keyboard! (I've just changed my computer and my old keyboard is laying there.) Not so bad. If it was a bit more to the left it'd be a freaking lipstick. I'd look pretty and dead <3
WAIT: All the thing on my left are allowed as weapons? Yay! Now I can also use a vegan deodorant, a box of candies, a face-moisturizer, make-up brushes a pen-drive and some pencils as weapons! Thank Gosh for the make-up brushes. I bet I could use them to stab some eyes or something....
Ugh. Damn me for being such a girly girl.
WAIT: All the thing on my left are allowed as weapons? Yay! Now I can also use a vegan deodorant, a box of candies, a face-moisturizer, make-up brushes a pen-drive and some pencils as weapons! Thank Gosh for the make-up brushes. I bet I could use them to stab some eyes or something....
Ugh. Damn me for being such a girly girl.
An empty can of Pringles, a kleenex box, a paper plate with pizza grease on it, a lamp, a couple of coasters, a phone charging station, an endtable, a wall...
Wait, how far to our left are we allowed to go? And does the curvature of the Earth make a difference? Cause if it does, eventually somewhere far far far to my left, there will be the things on my right.
Then again, that's just a plastic cup, so I'll stick with what I got, A club fashioned from two coasters tied to a Pringles can with kleenex. Also a lamp and the plate could give them papercuts I guess. The endtable is kind of heavy.
Wait, how far to our left are we allowed to go? And does the curvature of the Earth make a difference? Cause if it does, eventually somewhere far far far to my left, there will be the things on my right.
Then again, that's just a plastic cup, so I'll stick with what I got, A club fashioned from two coasters tied to a Pringles can with kleenex. Also a lamp and the plate could give them papercuts I guess. The endtable is kind of heavy.
How far to my left? I am at a starbucks right now. If I go through their glass there are two cop cars within 100 feet of me (yes, to my left) and I would bet at least one of them has a shotgun in it. Other than that I am screwed.
Nice. Although I am not sure the claymore would help much. It is heavy and depending on the zombies heavy is bad.theSovietConnection said:
Oh, I'd rather the blunt instrument to my right (a Fubar), but the claymore is at least a close range weapons for when/if the bolts for the crossbow run out.crudus said:
