Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. (with a twist)

[Plurralbles]

a pillow...


If I live, I'm mor ehardcore than anyone could ever imagine..

 

[Swny Nerdgasm]

to the left of my desk is my gun cabinet, i am set brah!!!

 

[Mordwyl]

The Bible and a novelty stress ball in the form of a breast. Don't ask.

 

[avelmen1889]

oh boy, i have a picture frame for my weapon... im gonna die, arent I

 

[Rune342]

Three katanas, a dagger, and a music-playing snowglobe. I guess I would use the weapons as expected and the snowglobe to distract zombies if I am almost surrounded.

 

[theamazingbean]

AR-15, Yay!!! Also my butterfly knife, and my teapot.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

A chocolate brownie cake.

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Shit.

 

[sicnasty77]

Lots of scissors and pens looks like a got a lot of stabbing to do!

 

[The Afrodactyl]

My mother. Fuck.

Maybe I can grab her by the ankle and swing her like a mace.

 

[Sir Broccoli]

I have an electic guitar + amplifier. I will defeat them with the POWER OF ROCK!
Or if that doesn't work I guess I could beat them do death with it...

 

[Mikeyfell]

fucking sweet
the things i keep on the shelf to the left of my monitor are as follows
a case full of 14 drumsticks
2 25 pound dumbbells, fucking sweet
nail clippers
a DVD of Jackie Chan's the legend of the drunken master
and a spiked paper holder that i keep receipts on (that one's closest to the monitor)
so I'm set to go
hells fucking yeah

at least if they're "Dead Rising" Zombies

 

[n00beffect]

Arm chair? xd

 

[mattttherman3]

Well well well, finaly a good use for my blow up doll as well as some "toys". There is also a big radio a tv(one time use). Oh and there is a full set of steak knives as well as the first Megazord.

 

[zarvana]

some te, an xbox controler, a remote, and two measuring devices, one long, the other sharp. i guess i'll live for 2-3 minutes. that rule kind of sucks for me, cause i have 3 katanas and 2 daggers to my right...

 

[moose_man]

Diamond CDs, small dog, and my fencing shit.

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

Toothpicks and a copy of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.

Well, fuck.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

I literally have a claymore and a crossbow to my left.

Fuck. Yes.

Could you possibly be a Black Ops dev?

OT: I have a Logitech speaker, a tub of pens, a copy of Windows 7 and Deus Ex. I'm utterly fucked.

 

[Metalix Knightmare]

Modem, router, and two computers.

I'm a goner.

 

[Snipermanic]

A cardboard coaster. Fantastic.

 

[silvermorning624]

I have a stuffed tiger and panda and four pillows. For all of you who say I should lay down and marinate myself with a turkey baster psychological support is just as important as physical combat. See The Guide on entertainment.