Your Weirdest Dream Ever

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SpaceSpork

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What was the strangest dream you've ever had?
Mine was one where 3 stalks of broccoli and the head of a broom were dancing to "Boogie On Down" By Earth, Wind, And Fire.
And no, I was not on crystal meth.
 

Souplex

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I once had a dream that I was sitting on my couch watching TV eating a never ending bag of chips.
 

crudus

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I was part of some really strange underground chess mafia in the middle of a hostile takeover. I was on the part that was getting over thrown but we were planning to come back for revenge or something.
 

Gxas

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Either:

Large city attacked by flying ice-cream push-carts

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one involving ghosts, kittens, yoda, and a waterpark.

I have a strange mind...
 

thiosk

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Remember that trashcan guy from fraggle rock? He came out of the trash pit and chased me around my kitchen, attacking me with "sleeping tomatoes." My small Asian friend (I had no Asian friends at the time) was struck by one such tomato, and was consumed by the beast. I took shelter under the table and prayed for it to go away.

This was one of approximatly three nightmares I've had, and I still remember it vividly, 22 years later.
 

Asymptote Angel

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When I was seven, I had a dream that my friends and I were fireball-throwing leprechauns fighting in my grandpa's backyard.

Demented.
 

p3t3r

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well i had a dream were i would make out with a girl then wake up and it was dream. then make out with another girl wake up it was a dream. this happend several times and i was asleep the whole time. ya so i would wake up in my dream.
 

CloggedDonkey

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I had one where I was in some kind of zombie wasteland, I had complete control over all of them. Then at some point they swarmed me and I thought "wait a minute, this is a dream, JESUS AGREES, GTFO!" then I woke up and realized that I had a new found power, dream control. Of my own head but still.
 

tthor

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well, a few days ago i had a dream where this kid i knew at school created some virus to turn everyone in the school into zombies.. lol
 

Elexia

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I had one dream I was steering a large yacht that carried a row boat called 'Russian Roulette' around Sydney Harbour. All was going hunkey dory until I went to shore. The yacht with no name and 'Russian Roulette' were rented out while my back was turned by some money-hungry boat renter resembling the monopoly man. I waited on shore, rather desperate and angry, only the harbour now resembled a bright blue swimming pool and I was tredding up and down the kiddy end getting my ankles wet calling for my beloved boat. When my yacht returned to the harbour it was being captained by my brother insisting he was renting it to prevent anyone else from stealing it.

The dream startled me because 1. I've never sailed solo 2. I absolutely hate Sydney 3. My brother never does anything helpful for me, and 4. I'm a creative writer and I could come up with better plots while being held under torture.
 

Ranis

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I recently had a dream where I was the gay friend for a bunch of my friend's girlfriend's friends that I've never spoken to in my life, fulfilling every stereotype in the book until I farted in the dream and woke up.
 

Juven Ignus

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I forgot some of the details, but I did have a pretty weird dream just a few nights ago.

I was in space (without a suit), hovering over Saturn. Then, its rings spun at super sonic speed and hurtled towards Earth, cutting it to pieces. Pretty epic.
 

WolfThomas

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I have always had very lucid and memorable dreams, but more recently I've had amazing control over my dreams being aware that I was. Last night I dreamed I was in a friend's dream trying to communicate with them, I said a password like "blue arrow" or something for them to repeat.

A couple of night ago I had this dream I was out clubbing wearing only board shorts and thongs (no idea why) but I had no id or wallet, as well as breaching normal dress code rules. But I was also psychic so I projected that I was dressed up like all the rest of the people there (I think I appeared quite douche-bag like). When asked for my ID I just held my hand like I was presenting my ID and he let me through. When I paid for drinks I pretended to be handing money over. I can't remember the end of the dream but I believe I used my powers to pull chicks (whats the ethics on that?).

I also had this dream I was a wizard/sorcerer (more Dr Strange than Harry Potter), a bunch of my friends wanted to go out to a pub (a common thread in these too stories) and so I did this spin around thing and got dressed. I was wearing silk robes with golden dragons and a high collared cape. We got to the pub and I remember so guy picking a fight with me, he came up tapped me on the shoulder then punched me right in the face. I instinctively flung him against a wall with magic. The bouncers came to kick us both out, so I shifted backwards in time to a couple of minutes before it happened, I asked the bartender to get a bouncer over by the bar and I dodged the punch the guy threw, then he got thrown out.

Then another mate wanted to know which chicks might like him, so I took him on this spirit walk/astral plane, where everything was kind of like what happens when Frodo puts on the ring in the films. We eavesdropped on the girls speaking and he chose one to go chat up. Finally some girl came over to me at the bar, she was a wizard groupie, a girl obsessed with magic and stuff.

I can't remember her face (I never do for some reason), but her clothing stands out in my mind, she had a black newsboy cap, long brown hair in a single braid down to her back, she had a long black coat that buttoned up to her neck with golden trim and oriental style flowers worked in a spiral pattern down it. The sleeve got wide and floppy at the ends and she had baggy gold silk pants (though the coat covered above the knees. We started to make out, with a sweep of my hand I unbuttoned her coat and then cast a spell on my hand that made it vibrate and then...

...I awoke to find myself holding my phone in my hand, as the alarm went off (my alarm is vibrate).

TL:DR I have crazy dreams
 

BenzSmoke

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I used telekinesis to pick up a cruise-ship and destroy a small town with it. The town had a zoo so the animals got loose and shot me... with guns...