Your Weirdest Dream Ever
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I get teleported to a mountain for a vacation with the cast of Full House, we get attacked by Jason Voorhees who starts throwing bombs at us, I'm told to sneak up behind him and stab him, as I go around Jason he suddenly screams "I want my cake!" I grab a knife and I'm about to kill him when I see my cat walk by and a classmate from school sitting on a couch smoking pot, I ask myself what the hell was going on and I realize it's a dream, and then I woke up.
I got all of you beat...
The dream started out with a nuclear war and i was the last person left alive. Somehow the fallout made cereal boxes come alive and they tried to destroy the the rain forests of Alaska and i had to save them. The evil forces of captain crunch (who was the leader) and his cereal minions were no match for me and i killed them all, then i bought a house.. (from who i don't really know because i was the last person alive) which was 10ft by 10 ft and like 400 stories tall with a giant totem pole out front.
The dream started out with a nuclear war and i was the last person left alive. Somehow the fallout made cereal boxes come alive and they tried to destroy the the rain forests of Alaska and i had to save them. The evil forces of captain crunch (who was the leader) and his cereal minions were no match for me and i killed them all, then i bought a house.. (from who i don't really know because i was the last person alive) which was 10ft by 10 ft and like 400 stories tall with a giant totem pole out front.
That there was a Pod-Race like from starwars, but on top of the podracer was an arcade.
I dreamed that I went to sleep
I dreamed that I played Mechwarrior 2
And I dreamed that I had a 500+ killstreak against evil robot soldiers in MW2.
I dreamed that I went to sleep
I dreamed that I played Mechwarrior 2
And I dreamed that I had a 500+ killstreak against evil robot soldiers in MW2.
Last Wednesday I had a dream that someones were holding my arms down. The person or thing on my right was bending my index finger in a painful way while poking my face. I couldn't open my eyes or move because I get sleep paralysis but I eventually managed to shake them off and look at one in the face. Instead of a face I saw only an animated shadow that disappeared almost immediately. My finger still hurts and a pagan at my college said it was spirits stealing my energy (!?). Weird.
This dream was frequent when I was a child and I still remember it quite vividly today:
I was crawling around in a dungeon exploring, WHEN SUDDENLY- I stumbled upon a gigantic, acne-infested, pus-leaking, smelly, hairy demonic giant. His nose hairs were so long, they could strangle me. This could have been the same giant from Jack and the Beanstalk, I'm not sure.
I ran away pissing in terror from the giant's unholy wrath. I crawled through a small crevice, where I found myself outside and viewing a terrifying sight. A bunch of skeletons were dancing around, begging me to join them in their sensual dance of despair.
I ran away screaming, where I was promptly abducted by a U.F.O.
I was strapped to a table and saw Freddy Krueger getting anal-probed by aliens and thought "That's where you've been, Freddy."
My dream ends there. I swear it should be adapted into a movie. Or book. Or game.
Another sickening dream I had was that B.J. from Barney threw me down the stairs. Dear God that was horrifying.
I was crawling around in a dungeon exploring, WHEN SUDDENLY- I stumbled upon a gigantic, acne-infested, pus-leaking, smelly, hairy demonic giant. His nose hairs were so long, they could strangle me. This could have been the same giant from Jack and the Beanstalk, I'm not sure.
I ran away pissing in terror from the giant's unholy wrath. I crawled through a small crevice, where I found myself outside and viewing a terrifying sight. A bunch of skeletons were dancing around, begging me to join them in their sensual dance of despair.
I ran away screaming, where I was promptly abducted by a U.F.O.
I was strapped to a table and saw Freddy Krueger getting anal-probed by aliens and thought "That's where you've been, Freddy."
My dream ends there. I swear it should be adapted into a movie. Or book. Or game.
Another sickening dream I had was that B.J. from Barney threw me down the stairs. Dear God that was horrifying.
I had this dream yesterday, where I met snoop dogg for my birthday and he was at my house and stuff and we went to my garage and he taught me to crip walk.
I had this dream that I was in school and there were zombies and so when I I tried to get out I saw nuke clouds, so I knew I wasn't leaving any time soon, and then I found a shotgun in the office (I go to private school mind you, so that actually isn't suprising.) And then I found something like a vault under the school, and then I tried to get in, and then they were like, "no, you gotta go find us some women." so then I go and enslave like five chicks and then they let me in and its a vault full of twinkies and roach people and we lived and prospered in the vault recreating a race of human's and roach/human people. that was really wierd. it's like fallout 3 only in reverse, your trying to get in the vault, and there are zombies.
I had a dream like that about my best friend once. The weird thing? The same night she had the same kinda dream about me. We hadn't even seen each other for half a week!itsAgirLpire said:Kinky, but no, at least I don't think so.tthor said:Now I scared.
Well I hope you see each other soon!CargoHold said:I had a dream like that about my best friend once. The weird thing? The same night she had the same kinda dream about me. We hadn't even seen each other for half a week!itsAgirLpire said:Kinky, but no, at least I don't think so.tthor said:
As for mine I hope that she didn't have the same dream because that would make things even more awkward.
It was a while ago, we've definitely seen each other since then!itsAgirLpire said:Well I hope you see each other soon!CargoHold said:I had a dream like that about my best friend once. The weird thing? The same night she had the same kinda dream about me. We hadn't even seen each other for half a week!itsAgirLpire said:Kinky, but no, at least I don't think so.tthor said:
As for mine I hope that she didn't have the same dream because that would make things even more awkward.
Psh, awkward. Since then we've pretty much become lesbian lovers, but minus the physical stuff so we can have a boyfriend each too. Hah, well that sounds odd, but yeah- we're just really close so it didn't really phase us.