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I had a dream a snake went into my body and it was like an alein movie and when it poped out. i had waken up and on the vt was a guy beging sent to the hospital for snake in juries. Now im afrade of snakes for no reason for fear it might happen .its rediclouis is'ent it
Okay, this is my weirdest dream.
I had a dream that I was a mutant. Not like, mutated, but a mutant like in X-Men. In the dream, I was born the kid of two mutants. I was incredibly, nightmarishly super-smart, but aged twenty years every day. So I picked up how to speak English fluently at about two minutes of age. The next day, I was twenty but had super-advanced senses and and super-mind to absorb all the information around me. In the dream, i had a convorsation with my college professor about how I was going to die by the end of the week. I started to talk about reincarnation and how they thought that when he dies, he'll just be reincarnated as an alternate version of himself with no memory of the life he is living now (basically, me sleeping). I woke up by the end of the third day when he had the body of a fourty or fifty year old.
Yes, my dream philosophized itself into reality. And, in honor of that strange, fucked up, and unfortunately brilliant mutant version of myself, I will never forget that dream.
I had a dream that I was a mutant. Not like, mutated, but a mutant like in X-Men. In the dream, I was born the kid of two mutants. I was incredibly, nightmarishly super-smart, but aged twenty years every day. So I picked up how to speak English fluently at about two minutes of age. The next day, I was twenty but had super-advanced senses and and super-mind to absorb all the information around me. In the dream, i had a convorsation with my college professor about how I was going to die by the end of the week. I started to talk about reincarnation and how they thought that when he dies, he'll just be reincarnated as an alternate version of himself with no memory of the life he is living now (basically, me sleeping). I woke up by the end of the third day when he had the body of a fourty or fifty year old.
Yes, my dream philosophized itself into reality. And, in honor of that strange, fucked up, and unfortunately brilliant mutant version of myself, I will never forget that dream.
I guess I'll just do two, becuase if I did anymore it'd take forever.
Ok, I had this dream that my boyfriend and I were in Pokemon and we were with Ash for some reason. we weren't on a quest for the next city though, in fact we were looking for the dragon balls so we could wish for him to become a pokemon master. Along the way we met a Paladin who told us he knew of where two of the balls were and he'd help us. So we went through a cave full of yu-gi-oh monsters and finally at the end was a red eyes black dragon which we helped the Paladin slay to get balls. I woke up after we left the cave.
The second one, for some reason, I was at the local flea market. I was walking around when I realized that there was nothing on display, no tables, no people. Just me, and refridgerator's, un-plugged, lined up perfectly. It made it like a weird white maze, but from the outside you couldn't see them. While I was walking around I reached one of the exit areas and saw one of my characters, Kerridwen. For some reason she had access to Bleach powers and was a Quincy I guess. She was fighting Hollows that were coming out of the sky, she told me to help her and as I ran off to find something to help her with I realized one of the refridgerator's was open and stopped in front of it. Then my friend Cassie tapped me on the shoulder, I turned around, and she went, "What the hell is wrong with you!?"
I have a lot of others, but they would be an issue on here.
Ok, I had this dream that my boyfriend and I were in Pokemon and we were with Ash for some reason. we weren't on a quest for the next city though, in fact we were looking for the dragon balls so we could wish for him to become a pokemon master. Along the way we met a Paladin who told us he knew of where two of the balls were and he'd help us. So we went through a cave full of yu-gi-oh monsters and finally at the end was a red eyes black dragon which we helped the Paladin slay to get balls. I woke up after we left the cave.
The second one, for some reason, I was at the local flea market. I was walking around when I realized that there was nothing on display, no tables, no people. Just me, and refridgerator's, un-plugged, lined up perfectly. It made it like a weird white maze, but from the outside you couldn't see them. While I was walking around I reached one of the exit areas and saw one of my characters, Kerridwen. For some reason she had access to Bleach powers and was a Quincy I guess. She was fighting Hollows that were coming out of the sky, she told me to help her and as I ran off to find something to help her with I realized one of the refridgerator's was open and stopped in front of it. Then my friend Cassie tapped me on the shoulder, I turned around, and she went, "What the hell is wrong with you!?"
I have a lot of others, but they would be an issue on here.
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I laughed.Bobtowna said:
I've had too many weird dreams to count. Most of them are first person, but I'm not myself, I'm someone else- a fictional characters. But in a lot of cases, I'm just a third person viewer, a camera, because some of my dreams play like movies, complete with cinematic plot. Shame I get woken up before I get to watch the end a lot of the time.
Weirdest I've had was when I was about 7, and had a nightmare about the noses of every echidna falling off and me having to super glue them all back on again, but they kept falling off again and the echidnas were getting angry at me. I remember this dream because for some reason it was all absolutly terrifying at the time. Absolutly no idea why.
Second weirdest dream is more disturbing than weird. For weeks on end I'd been having a recurring dream about nothing more than a blank wall with some sort of cream coloured liquid flowing across it, sometimes being smooth and other times being chaotic and moving violently. For some reason this dream had the same feeling as an intense nightmare, and I'd once or twice woken up panicked and terrified for no reason.
But that's not the weird bit.
A week later, I went to visit my father during a work break in Victoria (I live in New South Wales, Australia) and the 'nightmare' came up in conversation. For a sec he didn't say anything, but after a while he told me that he had had exactly the same dream 2 and 3 weeks ago as well, and to prove it he described it to me perfectly, with details I hadn't told him, meaning that he wasn't kidding like I first thought.
Me and my father, both having the same inexplicable "nightmare", reoccuring for weeks, totally seperated from eachother, and with no contact between us until that point.
We both had no explaination, and for some reason have never spoken about it again since.
Second weirdest dream is more disturbing than weird. For weeks on end I'd been having a recurring dream about nothing more than a blank wall with some sort of cream coloured liquid flowing across it, sometimes being smooth and other times being chaotic and moving violently. For some reason this dream had the same feeling as an intense nightmare, and I'd once or twice woken up panicked and terrified for no reason.
But that's not the weird bit.
A week later, I went to visit my father during a work break in Victoria (I live in New South Wales, Australia) and the 'nightmare' came up in conversation. For a sec he didn't say anything, but after a while he told me that he had had exactly the same dream 2 and 3 weeks ago as well, and to prove it he described it to me perfectly, with details I hadn't told him, meaning that he wasn't kidding like I first thought.
Me and my father, both having the same inexplicable "nightmare", reoccuring for weeks, totally seperated from eachother, and with no contact between us until that point.
We both had no explaination, and for some reason have never spoken about it again since.
Ok, here's one that may very well send you socks into space. I dreamt that I woke up and my house looked like it had been bombed. I opened the burnt-out door of my room to find that it was early morning, but the sky was dark-grey, autumn leaves were scattered all over the ground and a chilling wind was blowing, not to mention the fact that every other house in the street looked as though it had been bombed. I go across to my parents room and knock on the door, out came my friends father dressed as a hippy who told me to go to my sisters room. In there a bunch of people in ski jackets were sitting on her bed eating pop corn. I grabbed a seat and we then watched through a bombed out hole in the wall what appeared to be a toddler in a parachute fall from the sky then shoot back up. Then I was at a construction site. Then I was standing with my family in the garage, I looked out at the sky (At this part the world didn't seem apocalyptic anymore) and the clouds were swirling around, then my sister said "I can play a sprointastic note on my Ziggy Goobah". Then I was in a theatre swarming with angry looking midgets, we sat down to watch a film, then sat up and every one left without me. Then I fell to the floor, couldn't get up and dinosaur skeletons were about to eat me...then I woke up.
I also had an odd dream about a month or so ago, I was just eating pasta the whole time.
I also had an odd dream about a month or so ago, I was just eating pasta the whole time.
Wait! We haven't talked about lucid dreams yet!
I once half woke up and half fell back asleep at about 5:30 in the morning. In the dream I said. "Hang on a minute, this is a dream!" then I pointed up at the sky and summoned a lightening bolt. I did all this consciously, but then fell back into REM sleep immediately afterwords.
I once half woke up and half fell back asleep at about 5:30 in the morning. In the dream I said. "Hang on a minute, this is a dream!" then I pointed up at the sky and summoned a lightening bolt. I did all this consciously, but then fell back into REM sleep immediately afterwords.
I was being chased through Home depot by one of those dog/statue/ghost/demon things from Ghostbusters 1.
And there was one where I was protecting giant toes from asteroids in a spaceship.
There was also the one where I was wadding through a swamp with a group of people, then this giant frog-giant attacked us and me and my brother barricaded ourselves in my friend's room which magically appeared.
And there was one where I was protecting giant toes from asteroids in a spaceship.
There was also the one where I was wadding through a swamp with a group of people, then this giant frog-giant attacked us and me and my brother barricaded ourselves in my friend's room which magically appeared.
Cool. I have a lot of weird kind of semi- dreams when I'm falling asleep about textures like that- there's usually two, one is just like a wall but it has a texture that kind of looks fractured, brown, and as if it's had the contrast turned up really high. It's really hard to explain. The other is a texture that's just like silicon, smooth but not shiny, white but not opaque, solid but not brittle. It's really odd.Scythax said:
When i was 6 I had a dream wher 3 giant raggady anns chased me through the house...and i ran into one in the bathroom that said "feel my boobies"....and to a 6 year old it is terrifying.
The clown from the Big Comfy Couch came into my house to take a bubble bath, but the bubbles inexplicably attracted monsters, so I went to hide under my bedsheets. At this point, my dad and a bunch of other people walked by my door carrying s coffin. They proceeded to turn into wolves and run away. Then I decided to go downstairs and leave through the front door. My cousin was sitting on the wall in the stairwell just staring at me and smiling...
Then I woke up.
Then I woke up.
*Takes deep breath*
Righto, a dream when I was young. I came to in in a land that was made up of black nothingness. Misty and Brock from Pokemon were with me, I think I was supposed to be Ash Ketchum. Suddenly, Brock was pulled away into the darkness, and a gigantic Pikachu loomed before Misty and me. The thing reached over, grabbed Misty, and promptly ate her, moving much faster than I thought a thing its size could. Before I could move, I was eaten too.
I was then transported to what looked like a small town in middle America. I knew then, through dream logic, that a monster was trying to find me and eat me. It was at this point that someone (maybe my dream has an AI director) hit the low-gravity switch. I tried to run, but instead I took a colossal leap forward. I struggled to regain control and managed to bound through the automatic doors of a small gas station store. I took refuge behind a bunch of one gallon milk bottles, which, for some reason, were stacked outside of the refrigerating units. I heard the monster outside, but did not see it, and suddenly I was falling and falling. Various images flashed across my eyes: a young boy performing a flying kick on a birthday cake, a bunch of hairy things riding scooters, and a group of fish that I felt wanted to eat me. I continued to fall until I fell into my bed in my room. I woke up then: it was a perfect transition. It actually felt like I had fallen out of the dream world and into my bed.
Anyway, that's my weirdest dream. Are any of you Escapists disciples of the great Carl Jung? 'Cause I'd love for someone to analyze that dream.
Righto, a dream when I was young. I came to in in a land that was made up of black nothingness. Misty and Brock from Pokemon were with me, I think I was supposed to be Ash Ketchum. Suddenly, Brock was pulled away into the darkness, and a gigantic Pikachu loomed before Misty and me. The thing reached over, grabbed Misty, and promptly ate her, moving much faster than I thought a thing its size could. Before I could move, I was eaten too.
I was then transported to what looked like a small town in middle America. I knew then, through dream logic, that a monster was trying to find me and eat me. It was at this point that someone (maybe my dream has an AI director) hit the low-gravity switch. I tried to run, but instead I took a colossal leap forward. I struggled to regain control and managed to bound through the automatic doors of a small gas station store. I took refuge behind a bunch of one gallon milk bottles, which, for some reason, were stacked outside of the refrigerating units. I heard the monster outside, but did not see it, and suddenly I was falling and falling. Various images flashed across my eyes: a young boy performing a flying kick on a birthday cake, a bunch of hairy things riding scooters, and a group of fish that I felt wanted to eat me. I continued to fall until I fell into my bed in my room. I woke up then: it was a perfect transition. It actually felt like I had fallen out of the dream world and into my bed.
Anyway, that's my weirdest dream. Are any of you Escapists disciples of the great Carl Jung? 'Cause I'd love for someone to analyze that dream.
I don't keep a Dream Journal but I did use a thread in some insignificant forum as my dump point. Since I'm not a great writer I won't bog down the thread with Paragraphs of awesome Dreams! I'll just post a sample. If you guys want more then I'll post more in this thread since I don't believe I should make my own for this purpose.
So I have been awake for about 25 minutes and have very good memory of a dream I had prior to waking. It was about myself and this group of about 15 other people getting ambushed by a Pterodactyl. When it came out of the sky from behind the store. Yeah, we got attacked in a parking lot... I think we were going to meet there before embarking on a Journey.
When it started it's hunt, he took out 3 of us instantly and ate them alive while flying. The next part I don't recall that well. It went after one of us again but we all fought back while he was on the ground. This resulted in 2 more people being devoured. All of us were petrified in fear. It ran over to 4 others and they fought back furiously. They were all hitting it multiple times with their arms and biting hard on its hands after it grabs them; to no avail.
It was down to the last person out of the four, during this attack the rest of the group ran back to a car. I was close to the last victim and I wanted to save her so badly. In the dream, this woman and I were in love, but she wasn't anyone that I had known outside the dream. In fact all the people were unknown to me. I told her that I was going to charge and jump on the creatures back and give her time to get away. She told me to run away saying "it's too late for me". It angered me because I was weak. I was afraid of dying and knew if I attacked that thing I would die.
As it was eating her alive I was running back to one of the cars, I didn't drive any here so I didn't have a key. The creature had already eaten my lover and took off into the sky again ready to dive bomb me. I was half way to the car when it was diving arms extended and talons ready to grab me and not let go. I dove to my left between two cars and it missed me and crashed into the van that was originally behind me. The creature was caught into a big fireball and I got into this car.
This woman in the car that was circling the parking lot jumped out and rushed towards me with her key. She was being brave but she was being wise to take this opportunity while the creature was putting out the fire. We drove over the the other car and we tried to think of a plan.
The rest of the dream is unknown to me, except that we get away. I think there were two possible outcomes: I got a sword that one of had in a car for protection and fought and creature and won. Second scenario is that we got away. The creatures Morphology was different than a standard Pterodactyl; for one it had set of arms outside from the tiny ones on its wings and it was much bigger than I think they were. It could fit half of a humans body in its mouth. That and it's a Carnivore.
So I have been awake for about 25 minutes and have very good memory of a dream I had prior to waking. It was about myself and this group of about 15 other people getting ambushed by a Pterodactyl. When it came out of the sky from behind the store. Yeah, we got attacked in a parking lot... I think we were going to meet there before embarking on a Journey.
When it started it's hunt, he took out 3 of us instantly and ate them alive while flying. The next part I don't recall that well. It went after one of us again but we all fought back while he was on the ground. This resulted in 2 more people being devoured. All of us were petrified in fear. It ran over to 4 others and they fought back furiously. They were all hitting it multiple times with their arms and biting hard on its hands after it grabs them; to no avail.
It was down to the last person out of the four, during this attack the rest of the group ran back to a car. I was close to the last victim and I wanted to save her so badly. In the dream, this woman and I were in love, but she wasn't anyone that I had known outside the dream. In fact all the people were unknown to me. I told her that I was going to charge and jump on the creatures back and give her time to get away. She told me to run away saying "it's too late for me". It angered me because I was weak. I was afraid of dying and knew if I attacked that thing I would die.
As it was eating her alive I was running back to one of the cars, I didn't drive any here so I didn't have a key. The creature had already eaten my lover and took off into the sky again ready to dive bomb me. I was half way to the car when it was diving arms extended and talons ready to grab me and not let go. I dove to my left between two cars and it missed me and crashed into the van that was originally behind me. The creature was caught into a big fireball and I got into this car.
This woman in the car that was circling the parking lot jumped out and rushed towards me with her key. She was being brave but she was being wise to take this opportunity while the creature was putting out the fire. We drove over the the other car and we tried to think of a plan.
The rest of the dream is unknown to me, except that we get away. I think there were two possible outcomes: I got a sword that one of had in a car for protection and fought and creature and won. Second scenario is that we got away. The creatures Morphology was different than a standard Pterodactyl; for one it had set of arms outside from the tiny ones on its wings and it was much bigger than I think they were. It could fit half of a humans body in its mouth. That and it's a Carnivore.
I had this one last night. I dreamt of how I could win a lot more 1 on 1 multiplayer matches in Operation Flashpoint 2: Dragon Rising.
I play a map called "Chokepoint" quite often. The map involves two sections of plains and hills with some trees to act as cover, separated by a small bridge and lake. The object is to either overpower your enemy and force your way onto their side and push them into either the open fields or wooded areas. So basically, whoever makes it onto their enemy's side will most undoubtedly win. Sometimes you can either surround them as a whole or spread them out and pick off individual fireteams. The biggest trouble with this map is that both sides of the bridge are heavily fortified with fixed machine guns and buildings, making it a death trap for whoever tries to cross.
So in this dream I ordered all of my units to double time it to a wooded area on eh enemy's side once the game began while I grabbed a helicopter and harassed them, even taking the liberty of killing a few. While I was drawing their fire and attention, my guys made it into position and I ordered them to advance on the enemy positions. A major firefight erupted and I took the chance to harass the a little more. after a few minutes the enemy began to retreat and splinter, so I then ordered my men to hunt as a pack and take out each group individually. The worked quite well, as one fireteam doesn't even stand a chance against 4 fireteams. I was shot down soon after that and ended up respawning with my men, and we continued this little raid of ours. I woke up before the match ended.
I used it in multiplayer and it hasn't failed me yet.
I play a map called "Chokepoint" quite often. The map involves two sections of plains and hills with some trees to act as cover, separated by a small bridge and lake. The object is to either overpower your enemy and force your way onto their side and push them into either the open fields or wooded areas. So basically, whoever makes it onto their enemy's side will most undoubtedly win. Sometimes you can either surround them as a whole or spread them out and pick off individual fireteams. The biggest trouble with this map is that both sides of the bridge are heavily fortified with fixed machine guns and buildings, making it a death trap for whoever tries to cross.
So in this dream I ordered all of my units to double time it to a wooded area on eh enemy's side once the game began while I grabbed a helicopter and harassed them, even taking the liberty of killing a few. While I was drawing their fire and attention, my guys made it into position and I ordered them to advance on the enemy positions. A major firefight erupted and I took the chance to harass the a little more. after a few minutes the enemy began to retreat and splinter, so I then ordered my men to hunt as a pack and take out each group individually. The worked quite well, as one fireteam doesn't even stand a chance against 4 fireteams. I was shot down soon after that and ended up respawning with my men, and we continued this little raid of ours. I woke up before the match ended.
I used it in multiplayer and it hasn't failed me yet.
Holy shit that beats any crazy dream I've ever had. I also loved the detail in which you wrote it down. Mine are far more cinematic in perspective when compared to your acid trip dreams. I think I would prefer yours for dreams like that can only come from a unique mind.Pegghead said:
I once had a dream where I was happily driving my car down the highway, then the semi-truck ahead of me suddenly had the door FLING OPEN and the driver flew out the door and I ran him over and woke up with my hands positioned like on a driving wheel.
But that doesnt hold a candle to
So in High School, I had a dream about my girlfriend at the time where I woke up on a beach, and she was standing, facing the water and I went up to talk to her and she was speaking, and I leaned in to get her attention and she just kept saying,
"every day in every way- I am getting better and better"
"every day in every way- I am getting better and better"
and I shook her and she suddenly started yelling
"THEY WANT EVERYTHING! EVEN MY PENSION!" then she kicked me in the stomach and I woke up
I didnt talk to her much the next day.
But that doesnt hold a candle to
So in High School, I had a dream about my girlfriend at the time where I woke up on a beach, and she was standing, facing the water and I went up to talk to her and she was speaking, and I leaned in to get her attention and she just kept saying,
"every day in every way- I am getting better and better"
"every day in every way- I am getting better and better"
and I shook her and she suddenly started yelling
"THEY WANT EVERYTHING! EVEN MY PENSION!" then she kicked me in the stomach and I woke up
I didnt talk to her much the next day.