Your worst joke

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Did ye hear the one about the wall? You'd never get over it.

I dare anyone to make something worse.

I'll sure try: Did you hear the one about the dustbin?

Don't worry it's rubbish

 

[LiberMortis]

(I...just...don't get this one...I really want to, but can you explain it?
A flying mouse ate a hot dog, so the other flying/crashing mouse needn't worry? :? )
Anyway...

Its my worst joke, it never makes sense

 

[hero in flames]

Whats worse... 9 dead babies in one bin or one dead baby in 9 bins

 

[OBE001]

Okay i couldnt be bothered checking if someone had posted this:

what do you call a sheep with no head, legs, or tail?


a cloud

 

[hero in flames]

Q)Whats the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
A)you dont wear boots to jump on a trampoline!

 

[kiwisushi]

who invented fire?
Some bright spark ... definitely amongst the worst jokes ever

 

[Fairee]

What do you call a sheep with a gun????

Lambo.

Working with kids you pick up some weird stuff.

 

[zauxz]

The aristocrats. Need I say more?

 

[timb133]

The Bush Administration

Ba dum tcsh

My worst joke? My sex life. (ba dum tish)

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

Ba dum tish.

 

[Spacelord]

Ok this one's pretty racy and terrible, therefore: spoiler warning!

Spoiler: You probably don't want to read this...

Two guys meet up after an especially wild night.
One says to the other "oh man, I was so drunk last night, I blew chunks!"
to which the other dude replies "That's no big deal man, happens to the best of us."
"No, you don't understand", the guy says, "Chunks is my dog!"

 

[TheColdHeart]

Two of the worst I know would probably be

Whats brown and sticky...a stick.

or

What do you call a man with no arms...shitty bum.

 

[Tentunf]

What is better than seeing a woman wrestle?
Seeing her box

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat Minor

A priest, 2 rabbis, 3 blondes and a midget walk in to the bar, bar tender says "what is this? a Joke?"

And with that, I am off like a prom dress.

 

[I Am Pigeon]

Knock knock?
Who's there?
My panther.
My panther who?
My panther falling down.

 

[Shadow Law]

This one comes from the late great Mitch..."Every fight is a food fight if your a CANNIBAL" LOL

 

[ssgt splatter]

lol i randomly thought up this joke and said it to a girl on halo 3.

"If you were trapped under a pile of ice cream, I would eat you out!"

[groan] that's corny. I hope she took it well.

 

[ssgt splatter]

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

This one came from a movie and I don't get it: What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Did you check the up dock?
Up dock, what's up dock?
Nuttin' what's up wit you? nyuk nyuk nyuk! [groan] that's so bad.

 

[The Giggling Pin]

What did napoleon say to his men before they got on the boats?


Wait for it....


"Get on the boats."


I apologize for that. If someone wished to kill me i shall be more than willing to travel.

 

[jcpwn3r]

Did ye hear the one about the wall? You'd never get over it.

I dare anyone to make something worse.

I see yours and raise you this

what do you call a lease of false teeth? -- a dental rental

 

[darnel64]

The garbage man sees that this one hose doesn't have a bin out, being nice he knocks on the door.
GM: Mate where's your Bin?
Guy: oh away.
GM: No mate your bin
Guy: On holidays.
GM: No where's your wheely bin.
Guy: Ok, geez I'ze really been in prison.

Not only terrible but actually published in a joke book.

 

[zettanova]

What do you call a Spanish man on a nudist beach?

Senior Willy.