Your worst joke

[UpSkirtDistress]

How Do You Know Your Sister is on her Period

Your dads dick tastes weird

 

[Larenxis]

Terrible joke that I made all by myself when I was like, 8. (And hated french class)
If people from Vancouver are called Vancouverites, what are people from Paris called?

Terrible joke I made on a sailboat, and like solely based on the fact that most people won't get it and anyone who does won't find it funny.
"Damnit! I ripped my sail! I'll never get to shore in time!"
"Aw man, get a clew."

 

[sune-ku]

Why are pirates pirates?

Because they arr!

 

[minoes]

Is anyone else seeing the Pony Jam banner, or am I having a very good trip?

 

[Zero-Vash]

Why can't your nose be 12 inches?
Because it would be a foot.

Or:

What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you in the corner

 

[ThaBenMan]

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist are on a plane crossing the Atlantic Ocean. There is engine trouble, and one of the wings catches on fire. The plane starts to go down. Luckily, there are enough parachutes for everyone. Evacuation is orderly.

 

[sonicmaster1989]

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair.

 

[Piphchan]

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

I laughed.

 

[skorpion352]

Terrible joke that I made all by myself when I was like, 8. (And hated french class)
If people from Vancouver are called Vancouverites, what are people from Paris called?

Terrible joke I made on a sailboat, and like solely based on the fact that most people won't get it and anyone who does won't find it funny.
"Damnit! I ripped my sail! I'll never get to shore in time!"
"Aw man, get a clew."

a clew is a type of boat or something, but i cant remember. i do remember seeing the word in some random boating article, that i read like 5 years ago. and yes, i found it funny

 

[matsugawa]

What do you get when you cross a woodpecker and a lion?

If it knocks... don't answer it.

 

[Larenxis]

Terrible joke that I made all by myself when I was like, 8. (And hated french class)
If people from Vancouver are called Vancouverites, what are people from Paris called?

Terrible joke I made on a sailboat, and like solely based on the fact that most people won't get it and anyone who does won't find it funny.
"Damnit! I ripped my sail! I'll never get to shore in time!"
"Aw man, get a clew."

a clew is a type of boat or something, but i cant remember. i do remember seeing the word in some random boating article, that i read like 5 years ago. and yes, i found it funny

It's a certain corner of a sail I think... It can also be spelled 'clue' but I didn't feel that would be understood.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"

 

[Lost In The Void]

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Cause it was stuck in a fence

 

[matsugawa]

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

classic

 

[ThaBenMan]

A duck walks into a pharmacy. He says to the pharmacist "I need something for my beak, it is very badly chapped." The pharmacist says "We have nothing for ducks here."

 

[Psypherus]

Mine is "A horse walked into a bar and the bartender said 'why the long face?' to which the horse responded 'my wife just died'

I laughed at this

 

[MoganFreeman]

So, this baby seal walks into a club...

 

[300lb. Samoan]

So, this baby seal walks into a club...

Does it say ouch?

 

[WendelI]

Well, eh its the worst joke i heard recently:

a neutron walks into a bar and tells the bar tender "I think I lost an electron" the bar tender says "are you sure" and the neutron responds "Im positive."

 

[Sir Broccoli]

A man walked into a bar carrying a shoebox and walked up to the bartender. He said, "If I can show you something you've never seen before would you let me drink here as much as I want when ever I want for free?" The Bartender replied, "Well you can surely give it a shot, but I warn you. I have seen a lot things." So the guy takes the lid off the shoe box and inside is a six inch man playing a small piano. The bartender is shocked and says, "Well that is definitely something I have never seen before. Alright you can drink here when ever you want and as much as you want for free. Just I want to know where you found the six inch man." The Man replies, "You see I found this Genie who granted me one wish and the poor guy thought I wished for a six inch pianist."

Sorry its crass but that's all I can come up with right now.