Your worst joke
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Here's one I heard on Westwood's show on Radio 1:
A man walks into a chippy. He asks the man, "Have you got any chips left?" The man replies, "Yes." So the first man says, "Well, you shouldn't have made so many then!"
Bad.
A man walks into a chippy. He asks the man, "Have you got any chips left?" The man replies, "Yes." So the first man says, "Well, you shouldn't have made so many then!"
Bad.
Mine would be
So I said to my mom, "I'm going to go to Volgograd." and she said "Wear The fox hat?"
So I said to my mom, "I'm going to go to Volgograd." and she said "Wear The fox hat?"
Joke my sister came up with based on a different one:
Q: Why did the Squirrel fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was Dead.
Q: Why did the second Squirrel fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was Dead.
Q: Why did the third Squirrel fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was Dead.
Q: Why did the Tree fall over?
A: Because of the A Bomb that just wiped out the Squirrels.
Q: Why did the Squirrel fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was Dead.
Q: Why did the second Squirrel fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was Dead.
Q: Why did the third Squirrel fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was Dead.
Q: Why did the Tree fall over?
A: Because of the A Bomb that just wiped out the Squirrels.
Sharks don't have full skeletons. BA DUM BADABOOOM!!notoriouslynx said:
The worst joke I ever heard is:
What do you get if you mix a gay man and a jew?
A Broadway musical!
(Someone please explain)
Why did Doctor Manhattan storm off to Mars?
Because he has blue balls.
Ask me if I am an oragne?
Are you an orange?
No.
So Jesus was at a party when someone comes up and asks him "Cheeze itz Christ"
The rest of my jokes would prolly get me into trouble so I am not gonna post em.
Because he has blue balls.
Ask me if I am an oragne?
Are you an orange?
No.
So Jesus was at a party when someone comes up and asks him "Cheeze itz Christ"
The rest of my jokes would prolly get me into trouble so I am not gonna post em.
Q)What's up?
A)The Sky
Q)What's the difference between Cancer and a goat?
A)Jade Goody can't milk a goat
(and for the record i have suffered cancer by proxy, my mum had it)
A Man walks into a Bar. Ouch!
A)The Sky
Q)What's the difference between Cancer and a goat?
A)Jade Goody can't milk a goat
(and for the record i have suffered cancer by proxy, my mum had it)
A Man walks into a Bar. Ouch!
So you consider sharks, pirahnas, tunas etc as not fish?notoriouslynx said:
anyways: The cake is a lie
Dont know if its been posted but i couldbt be arsed to read through 10 pages 
Q.Whats white and would kill you if it fell out a tree?
A.A fridge
Q.Whats white and would kill you if it fell out a tree?
A.A fridge
hang on, I have one of those shirts with all the jokes on them...just let me invert it real quick. Oh god, these aren't funny at all, there not really even jokes!
You know your a game addict when...
You skip several meals trying to get to the next level
You have never been on a sports team, but are a football champion
At the zoo you wonder why those lazy monkeys aren't climbing ladders and throwing barrels
You remember complicated cheat codes, but not your phone number (this is an old shirt!)
You say "yeah I heard of those, they're called girls" (stereotypes yay!)
You are part of an online gaming community (Like I said, these aren't even jokes.)
I never actually read all the stupid jokes on this shirt. There are so many more...and none of them funny
You know your a game addict when...
You skip several meals trying to get to the next level
You have never been on a sports team, but are a football champion
At the zoo you wonder why those lazy monkeys aren't climbing ladders and throwing barrels
You remember complicated cheat codes, but not your phone number (this is an old shirt!)
You say "yeah I heard of those, they're called girls" (stereotypes yay!)
You are part of an online gaming community (Like I said, these aren't even jokes.)
I never actually read all the stupid jokes on this shirt. There are so many more...and none of them funny
How about me saying that this thread gets my "seal" of approval?
I have done this before, and I hate myself even more for doing it again, but
I have done this before, and I hate myself even more for doing it again, but
My friend loves to bug me for being a feminist, and some of his jokes I can actually appreciate:
My friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's-
My friend: *****, did I say you could talk?!
another one:
Why did the woman cross the road?
Who cares? Why wasn't she in the kitchen?
My friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's-
My friend: *****, did I say you could talk?!
another one:
Why did the woman cross the road?
Who cares? Why wasn't she in the kitchen?