Your worst joke
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Why did Doctor Manhattan storm off to Mars?
Because he has blue balls.
Ask me if I am an oragne?
Are you an orange?
No.
So Jesus was at a party when someone comes up and asks him "Cheeze itz Christ"
The rest of my jokes would prolly get me into trouble so I am not gonna post em.
Because he has blue balls.
Ask me if I am an oragne?
Are you an orange?
No.
So Jesus was at a party when someone comes up and asks him "Cheeze itz Christ"
The rest of my jokes would prolly get me into trouble so I am not gonna post em.
Q)What's up?
A)The Sky
Q)What's the difference between Cancer and a goat?
A)Jade Goody can't milk a goat
(and for the record i have suffered cancer by proxy, my mum had it)
A Man walks into a Bar. Ouch!
A)The Sky
Q)What's the difference between Cancer and a goat?
A)Jade Goody can't milk a goat
(and for the record i have suffered cancer by proxy, my mum had it)
A Man walks into a Bar. Ouch!
So you consider sharks, pirahnas, tunas etc as not fish?notoriouslynx said:
anyways: The cake is a lie
Dont know if its been posted but i couldbt be arsed to read through 10 pages 
Q.Whats white and would kill you if it fell out a tree?
A.A fridge
Q.Whats white and would kill you if it fell out a tree?
A.A fridge
hang on, I have one of those shirts with all the jokes on them...just let me invert it real quick. Oh god, these aren't funny at all, there not really even jokes!
You know your a game addict when...
You skip several meals trying to get to the next level
You have never been on a sports team, but are a football champion
At the zoo you wonder why those lazy monkeys aren't climbing ladders and throwing barrels
You remember complicated cheat codes, but not your phone number (this is an old shirt!)
You say "yeah I heard of those, they're called girls" (stereotypes yay!)
You are part of an online gaming community (Like I said, these aren't even jokes.)
I never actually read all the stupid jokes on this shirt. There are so many more...and none of them funny
You know your a game addict when...
You skip several meals trying to get to the next level
You have never been on a sports team, but are a football champion
At the zoo you wonder why those lazy monkeys aren't climbing ladders and throwing barrels
You remember complicated cheat codes, but not your phone number (this is an old shirt!)
You say "yeah I heard of those, they're called girls" (stereotypes yay!)
You are part of an online gaming community (Like I said, these aren't even jokes.)
I never actually read all the stupid jokes on this shirt. There are so many more...and none of them funny
How about me saying that this thread gets my "seal" of approval?
I have done this before, and I hate myself even more for doing it again, but
I have done this before, and I hate myself even more for doing it again, but
My friend loves to bug me for being a feminist, and some of his jokes I can actually appreciate:
My friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's-
My friend: *****, did I say you could talk?!
another one:
Why did the woman cross the road?
Who cares? Why wasn't she in the kitchen?
My friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's-
My friend: *****, did I say you could talk?!
another one:
Why did the woman cross the road?
Who cares? Why wasn't she in the kitchen?
EEEY! Epic burnteutonicman said:
time for a bit of a long one...
A duck walks into a library and says to the librarian
"Hey Mister! You got any bread?"
"No, we're a library. We lend books out, we don't sell bread" replies the guy, "try the bakery down the road". The duck walks out.
The next day, the duck walks into the library and again, he asks
"Hey Mister! You got any bread?"
The librarian is a little confused, but replies
"No, we're a library. I told you yesterday, we don't sell bread. Try the bakery". Again, the duck walks out.
The same thing happens the day after, the day after that and so on, for the rest of the week. It finally comes to a head when the duck asks for some bread, and the librarian bursts out "LISTEN YOU LITTLE BASTARD! WE DON'T SELL ANY FUCKING BREAD, GOT IT?!?! IF YOU ASK ME ONCE MORE, I'LL NAIL YOUR FUCKING BEAK TO THIS DESK!"
The duck, a little taken aback, looks around the room at the surprised readers, before looking back at the librarian.
"Fine." He mutters, "Have you got any nails?" The librarian looks at him, trying to see the connection.
"No... You need the hardware store, it's next to the bakery".
"OK then" says the duck, looking the librarian straight in the eye...
"Have you got any bread?"
"Hey Mister! You got any bread?"
"No, we're a library. We lend books out, we don't sell bread" replies the guy, "try the bakery down the road". The duck walks out.
The next day, the duck walks into the library and again, he asks
"Hey Mister! You got any bread?"
The librarian is a little confused, but replies
"No, we're a library. I told you yesterday, we don't sell bread. Try the bakery". Again, the duck walks out.
The same thing happens the day after, the day after that and so on, for the rest of the week. It finally comes to a head when the duck asks for some bread, and the librarian bursts out "LISTEN YOU LITTLE BASTARD! WE DON'T SELL ANY FUCKING BREAD, GOT IT?!?! IF YOU ASK ME ONCE MORE, I'LL NAIL YOUR FUCKING BEAK TO THIS DESK!"
The duck, a little taken aback, looks around the room at the surprised readers, before looking back at the librarian.
"Fine." He mutters, "Have you got any nails?" The librarian looks at him, trying to see the connection.
"No... You need the hardware store, it's next to the bakery".
"OK then" says the duck, looking the librarian straight in the eye...
"Have you got any bread?"
What do Michael Jackson and the Chicago Cubs have in common? They both wear a glove on their left hand for no reason.SODAssault said:
What did the mother buffalo say to her son as he left for school? Bison.
Heheheheh. That was pretty funny.Drake the Dragonheart said:
Q: What do you call a man who earns a living putting rich, decadent chocolate in boxes?
A: His union has forcibly redefined his job with the title of Foodstuffs Allocation Engineer to make him feel important, so there's no longer a joke here.
What's the difference between Peanut Butter and Jam.
Adult Punchline
Adult Punchline
I can't peanut butter my cock down your throat
