Your worst joke

L3m0n_L1m3

L3m0n_L1m3

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Two atoms walk into a bar. One looks at the other and says, "I think I lost a charge." The other looks back and says "Are you sure?" The first responds "Yeah, I'm sure."

Not the punchline you were expecting, was it?
 
camokkid

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Shapsters said:
The_root_of_all_evil said:
Seriously...do you want me to start? :)

I did enter a competition to see which one of my puns would be declared the worst, entering ten puns all at the same time. I thought one of them might win but unfortunately no pun in ten did.
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Oh snap! That was puntastic.
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Double the pun
Double the fun
Triple the rhyme
in half the time.
 
Stuntkid

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bad jokes...

What did the gay man do when he obtained his boyfriend's "special sauce"

He made a pizza

What did the black,owner of the fried chicken restauraunt do when he got hungry?
He went out for sushi

that'll be one dollar
 
Nigh Invulnerable

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Azaradel said:
george144 said:
I've got a joke for you. Women's rights (I shouldn't have told that in a class composed of girls studying the suffragettes.)
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Why do men tilt their heads when they think?
So that the halves of their brains will connect.

What's the difference between a man's brain and an olive?
The colour.

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Also, on a more retarded note:
(a gay joke, a warcraft joke and a sex joke in one - it's Arthas and Illidan, if you can't tell)
http://fc45.deviantart.com/fs38/i/2009/092/c/d/Rigor_Mortis_by_LordNaraku.jpg

I don't think I've met anyone who's understood that joke without an explanation, but then again, maybe the people I know aren't all that bright...
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I think you mean, "The people I know aren't all that NERDY". I get the joke, it's just a little obscure if you don't play WoW.
 
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