Your worst joke

[OblivionRegained]

I dont care if its been told but anyway...

I Spilled Spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

- Steven Wright =D

 

[BolognaBaloney]

What do you call a hooker who works St. Paul & Minneapolis?

Spoiler

A Tale Of Two Cities

Hahaha, not bad, not bad.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

Terrible jokes, they don't even sound like jokes.

1.
Son : Dad, what would happen if my hamster died?
Father : Well son, we'd have a party, you'll have a day off school so you can mourn
Son : Can i kill him now then?

2.
Father: Why were you sent home from school?
Son: The boy next to me was smoking in class.
Father: Why did you get sent home for that?
Son: I was the one who set him on fire.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Why is Chris Brown a good replacement for A-rod? He's good at hitting.

 

[TomCorf]

What's the difference between a chicken and a plum? They are both purple, except for the chicken. Ba-dum-tish.

*Tumbleweed rolls across stage*

 

[camokkid]

I nearly choked on a piece of fruit when I read that! Great one.

was it a banana?

giggity

 

[camokkid]

Also, on a more retarded note:
(a gay joke, a warcraft joke and a sex joke in one - it's Arthas and Illidan, if you can't tell)
http://fc45.deviantart.com/fs38/i/2009/092/c/d/Rigor_Mortis_by_LordNaraku.jpg

I don't think I've met anyone who's understood that joke without an explanation, but then again, maybe the people I know aren't all that bright...

Geez, that's terribly simple to get.
Shall I explain?

maybe you should cause it wont friggin load

 

[RedDiablo]

A priest, rabbi and a minister are camping together, and play a game. They have to convert a bear to their religion, and they set out. They meet together again, and the priest says, "I saw a bear by the river, and sprinkled holy water on him, read from the Sacraments, and he agreed to come to Mass with me." The minister says, "I saw a bear by a tree, and preached to him about the grace of Jesus, and I baptized him in a stream nearby." The rabbi, horribly injured and bleeding, responds, "I guess I shouldn't have started with the circumcision"....

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

Two atoms walk into a bar. One looks at the other and says, "I think I lost a charge." The other looks back and says "Are you sure?" The first responds "Yeah, I'm sure."

Not the punchline you were expecting, was it?

 

[El Zoof]

What's the difference between snot and spinach?

Kids won't each spinach.

 

[mrjoe]

Q: What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
A: Gang Rape

 

[Buleet]

Some of these jokes aint half-bad.


their all the way bad.

 

[TheKagestar]

This one came from a movie and I don't get it: What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass.

Kung Pow enter the fist? LOL!

 

[camokkid]

Seriously...do you want me to start?

I did enter a competition to see which one of my puns would be declared the worst, entering ten puns all at the same time. I thought one of them might win but unfortunately no pun in ten did.

Oh snap! That was puntastic.

Double the pun
Double the fun
Triple the rhyme
in half the time.

 

[Stuntkid]

bad jokes...

What did the gay man do when he obtained his boyfriend's "special sauce"

Spoiler: click

He made a pizza

What did the black,owner of the fried chicken restauraunt do when he got hungry?

Spoiler: click

He went out for sushi

that'll be one dollar

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

I've got a joke for you. Women's rights (I shouldn't have told that in a class composed of girls studying the suffragettes.)

Why do men tilt their heads when they think?
So that the halves of their brains will connect.

What's the difference between a man's brain and an olive?
The colour.

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Also, on a more retarded note:
(a gay joke, a warcraft joke and a sex joke in one - it's Arthas and Illidan, if you can't tell)
http://fc45.deviantart.com/fs38/i/2009/092/c/d/Rigor_Mortis_by_LordNaraku.jpg

I don't think I've met anyone who's understood that joke without an explanation, but then again, maybe the people I know aren't all that bright...

I think you mean, "The people I know aren't all that NERDY". I get the joke, it's just a little obscure if you don't play WoW.