Your zombie apocalypse weapon

[GistoftheFist]

Please post a picture of your weapon. Mine is:

FUUU-

 

[Hazy992]

Err...

How the heck is that gonna work?!

 

[Blobpie]

A chair..

 

[smearyllama]

Warning: Full Frontal Nerdity Past This Point

I'm gonna be fine.
Actually, if the entire stack of cards counts, I also have....

Spoiler

and

That last one will actually work pretty well if the reanimation process counts as a spell.

 

[Erttheking]

...I think that I'll be just fine when the flesh eaters come.

 

[Sixcess]

Kill it with fire!

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Or at least singe it.

 

[bobmus]

This airing rack:
http://common2.csnimages.com/lf/49/hash/7735/3050201/1/Two+Tier+Duo+Concertina+Indoor+Drying+Rack+in+White.jpg
I'll be folding it up and swinging it like a plank.

I'm screwed

 

[GistoftheFist]

...I think that I'll be just fine when the flesh eaters come.

I don't understand, is he in your house or is that a cardboard cutout?

 

[TheSteeleStrap]

Well I have a cell phone, a TV remote, an Xbox controller (wireless), and an Xbox media remote. I could put all those in these pillow cases, also to my left, and start swinging.

 

[Zhadramekel]

A solution that I just came up with recently but I think would be quite effective. Get a life-size, realistic, human-shaped mannequin to keep them distracted then bash their heads in with a sledgehammer.

Captcha: be nice

I think in the zombie apocalypse that's not the best course of action. Except to non-zombies, they're awesome

 

[Goofguy]

Uh... the recliner? I guess I could throw it down the flight of stairs at the invading zombies but apart of that, I think I'm screwed.

 

[Keoul]

Oh god this is terrible

how do you even defend yourself with tissues :c

And for those of you with a dirty mind I just have a runny nose >>

 

[Scarim Coral]

An angry bird plushie. Oh why did I have to buy the standard red as oppose to getting the bomb black bird?

 

[kage]

a towel :/ maybe I could whip them?

 

[Deathmageddon]

My laptop sleeve. Shit.

If I could choose, however, I would strap a lawnmower to my chest and go crazy.

 

[Padwolf]

All I have is a towel... I suppose I could throw it in the zombie's face and run, but towels are rather useful things.

 

[Deadyawn]

a towel :/ maybe I could whip them?

Aw, man you got a towel? Your fucking fine, trust me. a towel is possily the most useful multipurpose tool in the universe. Seriously.

As for me

Fuck.

 

[theparsonski]

Why did I have to be on the toilet when I read this thread?

I get this:

Maybe I can wrap it around myself and pretend to be a ghost. That'll scare 'em.