Your zombie apocalypse weapon

[Malyc]

Helloooooo rapier...!
And I know how to use it!

I'll go with you then. With your fencing skills and my backpack, we shall be unstoppable!

Captcha; picture perfect.

You will have my sword!
Now all we need is an archer and someone with a battleaxe.

Here is your axe(s) and a file cause I had to sharpen them after throwin the Francisca or I can use my mosin that has about 800 milsurp left.
http://i1070.photobucket.com/albums/u494/communistdwarf/th_Battleaxes.jpg?t=1337200593
http://i1070.photobucket.com/albums/u494/communistdwarf/th_Mosinnagant.jpg?t=1337200593

Actually... My 91/30 is also to my left... It's just a floor below me... So are both my swords and most of my knives...

CAN I JOIN YOU GUYS???

CAN YOU OFFER AMMO?
EDIT: and a bayonet for your rifle?

Bayonet, yes. Ammo, not as much as I would like, but I can also offer 2 handguns, 2 shotguns, and 1 additional rifle...

 

[deserteagleeye]

Sweet Jesus yes.

 

[Jedamethis]

Well, at least I won't be alone when I'm flailing at zombies with a pillow.

 

[Quaxar]

There isn't really anything in close vicinity to my left but following the line I'd end up at my closet containing among other things my big first aid responder bag. Not a good weapon I concur but I reckon there's a lot of people who'd take me with them because of my supplies and knowledge so there's that.

 

[OneCatch]

[snip]

Please post a picture of your weapon. Mine is:

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FUUU-

Oh god this is terrible

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how do you even defend yourself with tissues :c

And for those of you with a dirty mind I just have a runny nose >>

You two think you have it bad?

Spoiler: I have no idea where this came from, or why it's on my desk

Why/where the hell did I pick up a pebble? Literally the worst thing imaginable for killing zombies!

 

[GistoftheFist]

Easy to tell which forum members actually read the first post. :x

 

[Malyc]

@Gist: Didn't you read mine? My carry gun IS to my left...

 

[Keoul]

You two think you have it bad?

Spoiler: I have no idea where this came from, or why it's on my desk

Why/where the hell did I pick up a pebble? Literally the worst thing imaginable for killing zombies!

Haha nice XD Coincidentally I actually have pebbles in my room >>

 

[hazabaza1]

Either a remote or a chest of drawers.

 

[w9496]

Bin nice knowing you guys.

You could always just turn it on in front of a door and the zombies would never ever reach you.

OT: I got a screwdriver and a gun-safe with actual guns in it. I'll live, and so can two friends!

 

[wintercoat]

I have...a single metal crutch. I guess as blunt weapons go, I could have done much worse.

 

[Dastardly]

As it happens, the item to my left is Glamdring.

 

[communist dwarf]

Helloooooo rapier...!
And I know how to use it!

I'll go with you then. With your fencing skills and my backpack, we shall be unstoppable!

Captcha; picture perfect.

You will have my sword!
Now all we need is an archer and someone with a battleaxe.

Here is your axe(s) and a file cause I had to sharpen them after throwin the Francisca or I can use my mosin that has about 800 milsurp left.
http://i1070.photobucket.com/albums/u494/communistdwarf/th_Battleaxes.jpg?t=1337200593
http://i1070.photobucket.com/albums/u494/communistdwarf/th_Mosinnagant.jpg?t=1337200593

Actually... My 91/30 is also to my left... It's just a floor below me... So are both my swords and most of my knives...

CAN I JOIN YOU GUYS???

CAN YOU OFFER AMMO?
EDIT: and a bayonet for your rifle?

Bayonet, yes. Ammo, not as much as I would like, but I can also offer 2 handguns, 2 shotguns, and 1 additional rifle...

Its good w/ me.... if you can cook real food out of opossum

 

[Malyc]

Helloooooo rapier...!
And I know how to use it!

I'll go with you then. With your fencing skills and my backpack, we shall be unstoppable!

Captcha; picture perfect.

You will have my sword!
Now all we need is an archer and someone with a battleaxe.

Here is your axe(s) and a file cause I had to sharpen them after throwin the Francisca or I can use my mosin that has about 800 milsurp left.
http://i1070.photobucket.com/albums/u494/communistdwarf/th_Battleaxes.jpg?t=1337200593
http://i1070.photobucket.com/albums/u494/communistdwarf/th_Mosinnagant.jpg?t=1337200593

Actually... My 91/30 is also to my left... It's just a floor below me... So are both my swords and most of my knives...

CAN I JOIN YOU GUYS???

CAN YOU OFFER AMMO?
EDIT: and a bayonet for your rifle?

Bayonet, yes. Ammo, not as much as I would like, but I can also offer 2 handguns, 2 shotguns, and 1 additional rifle...

Its good w/ me.... if you can cook real food out of opossum

I make no promises, but I'll give it a shot... Probably have to make a stew out of it... Everything is better in a stew!

 

[Ben Jackson]

...shit
http://www.chinagift.co/pic/2011-6/2/car-shape-alarm-clock-17212693955.jpg

 

[theheroofaction]

To my left are: a bed, a dresser, a pair of pants. a teddy bear a shoe a magazine a jacket and a belt.


maybe I could use one of the bedposts.

 

[shrekfan246]

Err...

How the heck is that gonna work?!

At least you have the Playstation 3 system. You can use that as a blunt weapon, it's certainly heavy enough to damage zombie brains. I'm just stuck with the controller. Or a fork. Unless we're counting "in front of and to the left", because then I have this:

 

[Ruedyn]

Helloooooo rapier...!
And I know how to use it!

I'll go with you then. With your fencing skills and my backpack, we shall be unstoppable!

Captcha; picture perfect.

You will have my sword!
Now all we need is an archer and someone with a battleaxe.

There was a guy with an axe in this thread already, and I do have a crossbow. Also there are a lot more pillow warriors here than I thought there would be.

 

[Malyc]

As of this second, im sitting in a car in a parking lot... to my left: the door. Door+velocity=I should be good.