Your zombie apocalypse weapon

[Worgen]

I guess Ill use the dragon as a hat and hit zombies with the plastic stone.

 

[Sight Unseen]

a big textbook, a desk lamp(which has some weight to it) and a plushie bat man


BRING IT!!!

 

[Nuuu]

And it's empty too...

well it's that or a mostly empty Duster Can.

 

[tobi the good boy]

I never come prepared for these things...

 

[Darknacht]

To my left is a coffee cup half fulled with cold tea. Can I go with the object to my right? I have several swords to my right.

Bin nice knowing you guys.

Just use it like this:

 

[Mack Case]

I have my sharpest pen and a ceramic plate. i think those are pretty good for improv weapons, and i know that once i fight my way through my mom and little sister, I have an oddly sharp fire poker near the furnace to he;p me take down my brothers. after that i go to the garage to get our axe, and then i use that to make my way down the street to my crazy redneck neighbors, with whom i seek shelter or else just kill their zombies and take their thousands of guns. I then go back home, gather some supplies and take our car wit all the gas i can find to atlanta, where i meet up with the survivors from the walking dead, then use the money i earn from the televison career I start after i join the cast of the show to buy a zombie-proof mansion.

 

[Heronblade]

Ok, to my left are my bookshelves, a ton of paperback books, one half pound glass ornament/paperweight with a laser etching, and a slightly recycled but quite functional machete

Which to choose...

 

[hashtag]

I have a window.....
......
You fucking kidding me? A window? I can't even build a wall with that.
Well, nice knowing you all.

 

[Nouw]

A sub-woofer. Kill 'em with bass, dubstep style. WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB.

 

[Gormech]

A pocket knife. I guess this works out well considering most of what you actually kill in these scenarios are other survivors and I prefer a stealthy approach. Just keep moving away from the zombies and loot only what you need.

 

[KINGBeerZ]

i have a large heavy hard plastic briefcase that i keep all my warhammer stuff in, I could bludgeon them with that, or just use the ride of lawnmower.

 

[SlaveNumber23]

Two sets of dumbbells with changeable weights, looks like its time for some blunt force trauma to the head.

 

[King of Asgaard]

Helloooooo rapier...!
And I know how to use it!

I'll go with you then. With your fencing skills and my backpack, we shall be unstoppable!

Captcha; picture perfect.

You will have my sword!
Now all we need is an archer and someone with a battleaxe.

 

[Lunar Templar]

Warning: Full Frontal Nerdity Past This Point

I'm gonna be fine.
Actually, if the entire stack of cards counts, I also have....

Spoiler

and

That last one will actually work pretty well if the reanimation process counts as a spell.

nice
a red/blue deck or just a random stack?

and thanks to the above, now my red/greed deck is sitting to my left (thought i had a Dark Steel Colossus, i do not)

but since its to the left ... top card is, my personal favorite, for some reason.

eeyup ... I'm thinking I'm good

Spoiler: highlights from the deck, its not a subtle one

 

[DragonStorm247]

...there is no object to my left ... does a wall count?

 

[Johnny Impact]

I keep it right next to my door, which is right next to where I'm sitting.

Could be worse, but given a choice I'd go for a fire axe or large wrecking bar.

 

[cookingwithrage]

The good news..A knife!
Bad news...Its a butter knife..

Capatcha: See Red...Yes I understand most of the blood wil be my own.

 

[Fijiman]

A pillow with a towel on it...