You're a Zombie.

[lee1287]

Hey, so i was wondering what would you do if you were a zombie.

You are the ONLY zombie in existence, and i want to know how you would go about infecting the world.

You can only infect 5 people, and your aim is to destroy society, So, who would you infect?

OH and you cant decide you're a good zombie, you want anarchy. =]

ANDD the people you infect can only infect ONE person.

 

[DazZ.]

As I'm a zombie I'm going to just aimlessly attack the first 5 people possible.

I'm a zombie, they're not really known for their tactical planning skills.

 

[Jedamethis]

Well, I'm infected, so I'm pretty sure the world is going to fuck itself over without me there pulling strings...

 

[lee1287]

As I'm a zombie I'm going to just aimlessly attack the first 5 people possible.

I'm a zombie, they're not really known for their tactical planning skills.

You decide who you attack. You are a tactcian ;D

 

[Madara XIII]

Hey, so i was wondering what would you do if you were a zombie.

You are the ONLY zombie in existence, and i want to know how you would go about infecting the world.

You can only infect 5 people, and your aim is to destroy society, So, who would you infect?

OH and you cant decide you're a good zombie, you want anarchy. =]

ANDD the people you infect can only infect ONE person.

Hehehehe, get me some plane tickets

1. The President of America
2. Prime Minister of Japan (Haven't seen the Japanese handle Zombies yet)
3. Justin Bieber so he can be just Like his fans
4. Lady Gaga just to SHUT HER UP!!!
5. The Developers for the Half-Life series....NOW You'll NEVER GET EPISODE 3 or PART 3!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Latinidiot]

that is easy. I'll bite the fat dudes in America. Those gluttons will never stop eating your brains, until nothing remains of you but 5 very large dudes and some bones.

 

[Trivun]

Hey, so i was wondering what would you do if you were a zombie.

You are the ONLY zombie in existence, and i want to know how you would go about infecting the world.

You can only infect 5 people, and your aim is to destroy society, So, who would you infect?

OH and you cant decide you're a good zombie, you want anarchy. =]

ANDD the people you infect can only infect ONE person.

Those are the stupidest rules for zombie apocalypses that I have ever seen. Assuming a zombie can only infect one person is just stupid and idiotic, it means that there is absolutely zero possibility of an apocalypse from happening because the logistics of infection are almost non-existent, and thus renders the entire thread idea pointless by default. Therefore, I refuse to follow that rule. However, I'll accept the rule about me being able to infect 5 people only, because we can assume I'm destroyed after infecting those five. But those who I infect can then infect an unlimited number of people, until of course they too are destroyed by the military/police/gung-ho amateurs who fit in perfectly in a video game.

And on that note, I would infect:

- A random person in the street in London
- A random person at Glastonbury
- A random person at Leeds Festival
- A random person at V Festival
- A random person at Bestival

By doing that, I basically infect my five in places where there are very large numbers of people, in a closely packed environment (i.e. music festivals, or the standard street crowd in London). Thus maximising the chances that thy will in turn infect plenty of others. If all went to plan there could be several thousand new zombies in a matter of hours, and that would lead to an almost unstoppable force as mass panic spreads across the general population, thus successfully ensuring the rise of the zombies and the downfall of civilization.

 

[PurpleSky]

I am not a zombie, my doctor promised me this last time I went for a check up.

 

[Cheesus333]

Five different Chinese train conductors.
Muahaha haha... hahahaha... HAHAHAHAHAAAAA! The human race's downfall will be swift indeed. And centered in eastern Asia.

 

[Arawn.Chernobog]

Blood Donors

Infect all Blood Donors

 

[SomeLameStuff]

2. Prime Minister of Japan (Haven't seen the Japanese handle Zombies yet)

May I direct you to Highschool of the Dead? [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highschool_of_the_Dead]

 

[FalloutJack]

Ignoring the fact that zombies never had an infection limit for a moment...

I would infect the five most unimportant and random guttertrash I can find. These are the people in society nobody cares about...and that is why we'll win. If I'm a thinking man's zombie, then that means I can order them around. Hell, that makes me Matt! [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/375917]

But the idea here is that we start on every person that nobody pays attention to first. Why? Because infecting someone important draws attention. The master zombie race starts underground and works up, foo'! Also, I think it's fairly obvious that if I'm a thinking zombie and I give orders, I can keep them all from doing stupid mistakes.

 

[SuperCombustion]

I'd go eat a school or two... Then chew vaguely on someone's face

 

[Madara XIII]

2. Prime Minister of Japan (Haven't seen the Japanese handle Zombies yet)

May I direct you to Highschool of the Dead? [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highschool_of_the_Dead]

Ah I remember that, hehehe nice. I was thinking more along the lines of like a live action Zombie movie in Japan, but I will admit that Highschool of the Dead was particularly Badass!!!....I feel like listening to Don't stop me now by Queen while watching it at times XD

 

[Danzaivar]

Go to a music festival.

Get in the crowd.

Bite 5 random people.

You'll get a pretty darn big plague spreading from that. Bonus points if it's near the end of the festival and takes a while for them to turn, cos then they'll probably go to their home towns and propagate the outbreak.

 

[Atmos Duality]

I'm pretty sure zombies by definition aren't supposed to have much of a will of their own (going by the original Caribbean/India voodoo's definition, or even the modern interpretation).

Knowing this...my motivations might very well would be to infect the first 5 people (or more) I encounter.

The most obvious locations to start in would be somewhere public without an easily quarantined segment.
So, probably a subway entrance (no air support, those infected on the trains might possibly spread to other sections of the city before anyone is the wiser), or major public library (lack of significant security, proximity to public infrastructure).

Infecting powerful/important people first would accomplish little; these people are regularly protected and monitored, and would be isolated at the first sign of trouble, limiting the spread of infection.

Finally, if I could manage it, I'd infect possibly the active security staff of a major power plant. That could cause a tremendous amount of mayhem to society if it went critical and tripped the power grid (trust me, I know more about the power industry than I ever wanted to).

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

I would go jump into the reservoir.

Either that, or corner camp in my house and hope people are stupid enough not to figure it out.

 

[YoBadMama]

Plane pilots on a trans-continental ride.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Yes, I know I'm a zombie.
And now, so are you.

 

[THEfog101]

The wiggle's and some random guy, the next concert will be a blast for all the kids!