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TilMorrow

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Oh whats that game with the zombie salesman... can't remember.
Well seeing as Im a smart zombie I would bite a researcher to discover how to make the infection airborne or part of a natural virus.
A high up army official, so Im in charge of an army.
Richard Branson, So I have a large source of disposible income.
Barack Obama, so I have control of the united states.
and a hot chick, gotta have some company whilst taking over the world, eh?
Then I would sit back and watch the world fall apart and become zombfied. and then the immortal reign of zombie king begins.
 

Zeromaeus

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Madara XIII said:
SomeLameStuff said:
Madara XIII said:
2. Prime Minister of Japan (Haven't seen the Japanese handle Zombies yet)
May I direct you to Highschool of the Dead? [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highschool_of_the_Dead]
Ah I remember that, hehehe nice. I was thinking more along the lines of like a live action Zombie movie in Japan, but I will admit that Highschool of the Dead was particularly Badass!!!....I feel like listening to Don't stop me now by Queen while watching it at times XD
There was that Dead Rising ... movie... thing that cam out shortly before Dead Rising 2. The true origin of the super-amazing wheelchair of death.
 

mParadox

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I'm a zombie and now the entire school is..HA! Nobody can stop my legion of zombies made by moi!
 

shadyh8er

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Madara XIII said:
Hehehehe, get me some plane tickets

1. The President of America
2. Prime Minister of Japan (Haven't seen the Japanese handle Zombies yet)
3. Justin Bieber so he can be just Like his fans
4. Lady Gaga just to SHUT HER UP!!!
5. The Developers for the Half-Life series....NOW You'll NEVER GET EPISODE 3 or PART 3!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA
Dude! You get more and more evil with every post! I swear!

OT: Sneak into an orgy and bite one person. Done.
 

Communist partisan

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lee1287 said:
Hey, so i was wondering what would you do if you were a zombie.

You are the ONLY zombie in existence, and i want to know how you would go about infecting the world.

You can only infect 5 people, and your aim is to destroy society, So, who would you infect?

OH and you cant decide you're a good zombie, you want anarchy. =]

ANDD the people you infect can only infect ONE person.
are you serious? It's pretty well known that zombies don't think and only attack the first person it sees so 5 random peapole I guess....
 

Audio

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sacrifice myself by dropping into a McDonalds and sneeking into the kitchen. They've eventually chop me up and stick me in burgers....you know they would.
Thus...creating 1000s of boomers you see in L4D.
 

Madara XIII

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shadyh8er said:
Madara XIII said:
Hehehehe, get me some plane tickets

1. The President of America
2. Prime Minister of Japan (Haven't seen the Japanese handle Zombies yet)
3. Justin Bieber so he can be just Like his fans
4. Lady Gaga just to SHUT HER UP!!!
5. The Developers for the Half-Life series....NOW You'll NEVER GET EPISODE 3 or PART 3!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA
Dude! You get more and more evil with every post! I swear!

OT: Sneak into an orgy and bite one person. Done.
Awwwws Now I'm Blushing X3

Hehehehe well when the only person you can relate to in any movie, anime or manga is a cunning and kniving backstabber who gleefully laughs as he pulls everyones strings, you kind of learn to love that role and portray that attitude as best as you can......Sorry took Drama in Highschool and GOD I love method acting.

BTW LMAO at the Orgy....Guess there's going to be quite alot of *Puts on Sunglasses* Eating out tonight. YEEEEEEEEEEEAH
 

Wiiiiiiilliam

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Madara XIII said:
lee1287 said:
Hey, so i was wondering what would you do if you were a zombie.

You are the ONLY zombie in existence, and i want to know how you would go about infecting the world.

You can only infect 5 people, and your aim is to destroy society, So, who would you infect?

OH and you cant decide you're a good zombie, you want anarchy. =]

ANDD the people you infect can only infect ONE person.
Hehehehe, get me some plane tickets

1. The President of America
2. Prime Minister of Japan (Haven't seen the Japanese handle Zombies yet)
3. Justin Bieber so he can be just Like his fans
4. Lady Gaga just to SHUT HER UP!!!
5. The Developers for the Half-Life series....NOW You'll NEVER GET EPISODE 3 or PART 3!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA
YOU BASTARD
 

shadyh8er

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Madara XIII said:
shadyh8er said:
Madara XIII said:
Hehehehe, get me some plane tickets

1. The President of America
2. Prime Minister of Japan (Haven't seen the Japanese handle Zombies yet)
3. Justin Bieber so he can be just Like his fans
4. Lady Gaga just to SHUT HER UP!!!
5. The Developers for the Half-Life series....NOW You'll NEVER GET EPISODE 3 or PART 3!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA
Dude! You get more and more evil with every post! I swear!

OT: Sneak into an orgy and bite one person. Done.
Awwwws Now I'm Blushing X3

Hehehehe well when the only person you can relate to in any movie, anime or manga is a cunning and kniving backstabber who gleefully laughs as he pulls everyones strings, you kind of learn to love that role and portray that attitude as best as you can......Sorry took Drama in Highschool and GOD I love method acting.

BTW LMAO at the Orgy....Guess there's going to be quite alot of *Puts on Sunglasses* Eating out tonight. YEEEEEEEEEEEAH
HA! I'm drowning under all the "win" in that statement!
 

Kuchinawa212

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Little children. No one likes to kill little kid zombies. It's mean. So they can get more people while people are distraught over killing them
 

Mr.Mattress

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Oh I have a plan... He he he... *Evil face*

"Local School begins outbreak of Zombie Virus!"
 

Free Thinker

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I'd actually go to a hospital. You have sick/injured people stuck in beds. It's such an easy target!
 

Mrrrgggrlllrrrg

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Ahem I am going to sound like the biggest asshole in the world, if I was infected I would take flights from major airports. Think about it if people feel sick they'll go to a hospital so those places are as good as infected, but anyways major transportation is the breeding ground for a massive epidemic especially going to major population centers. From there as people freak out they'll be running away taking the possibly infected with them if it works out.

I like ponies.
 

Keava

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So i can only infect 5 people...
First plan is random people, they will spread the good news anyway, they have relatives, colleagues, friends.
Second plan is of course places where lot of people pass by every day. Big market or mall, pick clerks. They'll spread the news.
Third plan is train station/airport, bigger risk of spreading the infection too thin in this case however and thus might be easier to pick them off before it get's fun, but same time you cover more ground. If cities A B and C managed to stop the outbreak maybe D and E didn't have so much luck and can be natural base of operations.

First plan is probably most efficient, offers variety of targets while same time building up numbers fast.
 

CD-R

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I'd start by challenging the chief of police to a dance off.


Not sure what I'd do after that.
 

monkey_man

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puke in the water suppliesof everyone. and then infect the 5 most famous people in the world
everyone else will die from blood poisioning. (hey they only have to die. infection is something different
 

Irony's Acolyte

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If I can only infect 5 people and each of those people can only infect one in turn, stragtegic planning isn't really that useful. I'd just go into a hospital and infect 5 people as they would be the most likely to infect others.