You're a Zombie.

[The Afrodactyl]

Go a fetish club, bite one person, hilarity/zombies ensue.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

If I could think about it, I'd infect somebody who has to be in contact with several people during their average work day. Perhaps a ticket taker at a movie theater or something.
And if at all possible, children. Because I'd be a zombie, and thus not care if I were infecting an adult or a child.

 

[Loop Stricken]

Hey, so i was wondering what would you do if you were a zombie.

You are the ONLY zombie in existence, and i want to know how you would go about infecting the world.

You can only infect 5 people, and your aim is to destroy society, So, who would you infect?

OH and you cant decide you're a good zombie, you want anarchy. =]

ANDD the people you infect can only infect ONE person.

Brainsssssssssss.

Brains.


Brains?
Brains.

 

[Konaerix]

Hey, so i was wondering what would you do if you were a zombie.

You are the ONLY zombie in existence, and i want to know how you would go about infecting the world.

You can only infect 5 people, and your aim is to destroy society, So, who would you infect?

OH and you cant decide you're a good zombie, you want anarchy. =]

ANDD the people you infect can only infect ONE person.

Hehehehe, get me some plane tickets

1. The President of America
2. Prime Minister of Japan (Haven't seen the Japanese handle Zombies yet)
3. Justin Bieber so he can be just Like his fans
4. Lady Gaga just to SHUT HER UP!!!
5. The Developers for the Half-Life series....NOW You'll NEVER GET EPISODE 3 or PART 3!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA

1. "Mr. President, how do you respond to the latest critisism that you 'bite' people?...Mr. President?"
2. Google image "bikini zombie slayers" and that would give you a good idea.
3. Can't think of somthing to say so I'll just agree with you
4. She would sing "Bad romance" the exact same way. WRAHH WRAHH WRAHAHA *stumbles and bites a recorder*
5. You Bastard!

 

[teh_spartan]

if i could bite as many people as posibble like zombies in RL would wait until halloween when i can just walk the streets without being shot

 

[SalamanderJoe]

Am I a standard zombie or like a Smoker or a Tank from Left 4 Dead? Because I mean if I was a Tank I'd just have to go to McDonalds at dinner and chase down the endless row of guys waiting for the drinks machine to be fixed.

 

[Madara XIII]

Hey, so i was wondering what would you do if you were a zombie.

You are the ONLY zombie in existence, and i want to know how you would go about infecting the world.

You can only infect 5 people, and your aim is to destroy society, So, who would you infect?

OH and you cant decide you're a good zombie, you want anarchy. =]

ANDD the people you infect can only infect ONE person.

Hehehehe, get me some plane tickets

1. The President of America
2. Prime Minister of Japan (Haven't seen the Japanese handle Zombies yet)
3. Justin Bieber so he can be just Like his fans
4. Lady Gaga just to SHUT HER UP!!!
5. The Developers for the Half-Life series....NOW You'll NEVER GET EPISODE 3 or PART 3!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA

1. "Mr. President, how do you respond to the latest critisism that you 'bite' people?...Mr. President?"
2. Google image "bikini zombie slayers" and that would give you a good idea.
3. Can't think of somthing to say so I'll just agree with you
4. She would sing "Bad romance" the exact same way. WRAHH WRAHH WRAHAHA *stumbles and bites a recorder*
5. You Bastard!

^__^ hehehe I am quite the Bastard....Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to persuade the Duke Nukem Forever developers that everyone would just LOOOOVE it if Duke Nukem were replaced a Slender Androgenous Angsty Teenager.....JRPG combined with Duke Nukem = Unspeakable Horror.

 

[ottenni]

Step 1. Go to Madagascar, no escaping this time!
Step 2. BRAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSS
Step 3. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!