You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue

[rryyann]

We don't go to Ravenholm.

EDIT:
Or.....
You just lost the game.

 

[Harp]

Brilliant!

I actually find this whole page epic.

 

[Lord_Awesome]

"Frick! Skeletons!"

*killed by skeletons*

 

[Ryuzix]

PEELZ HERE!
Edit: Damnit, beaten to it

 

[UltimatheChosen]

He that knows little repeats it often.

 

[Heckles]

"I hope you aren't dyslexic. Otherwise this game really isn't for you..."

 

[Mikaze]

"Who the hell are you and what the hell are you doing in my house?"

 

[Iceman23]

"THE EYES BOO! GO FOR THE EYES!! RAAGGAHA!!!

 

[AeroZeppelinSevenfold]

Don't Look Behind You. I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT! Now you must fight Micheal Jackson in his crazy mechanical moonwalker robot suit! With laserbeams!

 

[nova18]

"Listen up, I'm only gonna say this once...."

 

[ThaBenMan]

"Greetings, Earth clan. Planning a trip to the colonies?"

EDIT:

When the great snoffolofagus sneezed, SATURN EXPLODED!

Best first post ever.

 

[asinann]

Stop putting shit in the coffee!

or maybe

The answer is forty-two.

 

[Deguasser]

"Judging By The Size of This Crater, Someone Brought the Ruckus"

or

"The Power Of Science is Staggering"

 

[Actual]

"Get Out! I'm the main character around these parts."

 

[Danzaivar]

"You should come back later, I got this thing i'm working on at the minute..."

Seriously, nothing bugs a PC more than a potential side quest/item grab.

 

[Dommyboy]

Pressing Alt+F4 unlocks special abilities.

 

[tortured3679]

"HEY LOOK A DOLLAR! ha made you look. idiot."

 

[Arionis]

"Frozen in sleep for a thousand years. Now, here in Manhattan, the spell is broken, and we live again!"

*waves arms and flops on ground for fifteen seconds*

 

[AeroZeppelinSevenfold]

One more:

"Why did you bother talking to me? I am an unimportant NPC. You could get a more meaningful conversation by talking to a wall."

 

[peduncle]

DEFEND YOURSELF, SIR!

(then i'd unblockably punch them killing them intantly)