You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue

[BlueTomfoolery]

Well I'll have to be in a special room and a door next to me. What i'll say is "Don't go into that room". If you choose to enter the room you get rick-roll'd. Your only option of escaping is to turn off the game.

"The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. etc..."

maybe the second you enter the room, there is a split second of showing the NPC go into a hole in the ground. The hole then dissappears.

"I Live"

"I hunger"

"Run! Run!"

 

[Alphavillain]

Don't shoot, I have a wife and childre...bluurgrhh.......

 

[BubbleGumSnareDrum]

I am a shaman, magician.
The sun is purple.

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

Meet me at the museum, room 943.(shoots himself)

Character:...........well that was awkward.

 

[Psychemaster]

No matter how many times you click me, I'm always going to say this line in the exact same tone with no attempt to put any sort of conscious effort into it.

 

[Highwayman_]

"Ahh...fresh meat!"

 

[minarri]

"I suppose you're looking for a tavern. I'm sure I can't help you."

 

[SeniorDingDong]

"I said come in, don't stand there"

Those who know, KNOW.

"Get out of here STALKER !"

 

[drummond13]

I'm a bit part demon, a small time misfit.
I'd say you'd be dead by dawn but I don't really mean it.

One hug/high-five via the internet to anyone who gets that.

"Now it's time for me to sing, sing, siiiiiiiing! I'm (BLAM)"

Saw it opening night. Wonderfully obscure reference, that.

So, you want a hug or a high-five?

I was under the impression I would be receiving both.

 

[Vlane]

"God this game sucks. Look at the bad water effects."

 

[Geamo]

Whatever you want, i've got it and i'm not giving it to you.

 

[Goldbling]

"If there is anything you need, please, feel free to fuck off."

 

[atapilot26]

Need Moar pylons!

 

[Sindre1]

If your a girl: lets have sex, if your a boy: ignore this statement!

 

[The Shade]

"We demand pixels!"

Or

"It's alive! The Wasteland is alive!" *dies for no apparent reason*

 

[chumpzilla_69]

"MY SOUL HURTS"

Npc then hits the deck and spins at mind boogling speed000

 

[spyrewolf]

"damn spell, makes me say the same thing over and over...."

 

[ZonerZ]

hmmmm...
"Hi, I'm Deja-Vu Dakota, nice to meet you!"
*Drunkenly* "Did you now, if, if you put a hamburger in the toaster, it goes HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!"
"I'm Rick James, *****!"
"LEEEEEEROOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEENKIIIIINSSSSS died today in a tragic quicksand accident. He will be missed."

 

[Mrsoupcup]

I've got balls of steal!!!

(thank you for a fucking original thread)

 

[SSoneill]

Bruce Willis was a ghost too!!!