You've just become emperor of the world. What's your first decree?
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Order this to be put up on every street and building.
Yes thats me, who are you to contest it?! Im the GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND so stop your complaining and get back to work!
As you can imagine i would have a bit of a power complex going. I would order entire towns painted yellow JUST FOR MY AMUSEMENT! Or by law demand all vehicals shall have an odd number of wheels, even is to monotonous. I would also order the painting of my portait on the moon on a large scale so my subcts can venerate me at night also.
Yes thats me, who are you to contest it?! Im the GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND so stop your complaining and get back to work!
As you can imagine i would have a bit of a power complex going. I would order entire towns painted yellow JUST FOR MY AMUSEMENT! Or by law demand all vehicals shall have an odd number of wheels, even is to monotonous. I would also order the painting of my portait on the moon on a large scale so my subcts can venerate me at night also.
... ALL HAIL OUR NEW LEADER, Ldude893, THE GIVER OF CAKE!!!Ldude893 said:People of Earth, I am your new leader. You will all bow to my command and feel the extent of my glory. But first:
CAKE FOR EVERYONE.
what would be my first decree? eh, political and religious freedom for all the people of the world. Which mean get out of Ireland you British bastards! hehe had to add that last part. gotta keep up my rep.
At high noon tomorrow, a massive crate of military-grade firearms, explosives, and body armor will be airlifted into the center of every town in the world. First come first serve, so take whatever you can get, but if you use them on anyone you'll be hauled off, tortured, and publicly executed. Then, a week after--on the DOT--all laws everywhere are repealed, all corporations are seized by the government, and all religious orginizations are forcefully disbanded. Then, ten minutes later, everyone on earth will recieve a communique detailing their next door neighbor's plans to kill them, loot their house, and make off with their spouses, as well as evidence that they plan to do so within the next five minutes.
Should be lulzy.
Should be lulzy.
Pour money and personnel into researching the most efficient methods of propulsion in the context of space travel and preserving the planet.
Tell everyone that things are going to be hard for the next 50-100 years.
Begin recycling of massive proportions.
Take extraneous amounts of money and use it to rebuild put down countries.
Begin work on a Unified Space Program.
Begin colonization of the Solar System.
Lead humanity into a new age of exploration and prosperity.
Achieve win.
Tell everyone that things are going to be hard for the next 50-100 years.
Begin recycling of massive proportions.
Take extraneous amounts of money and use it to rebuild put down countries.
Begin work on a Unified Space Program.
Begin colonization of the Solar System.
Lead humanity into a new age of exploration and prosperity.
Achieve win.
You're right, God doesn?t think gay marriage is immoral; he thinks its abomination ("Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Leviticus 18:22). Also, just because the "population" is doing a certain thing or acting a certain way doesn?t make it right. I do agree with you that gay people have the right to be as miserable as the rest of society when it comes to marriage, work, etc. but, I disagree with if your implying that just because a portion of the population is gay that God thinks it's alright.Mr.Mattress said:
Martial Law! And Space Colonization. And religious/economic freedom.(or at least, the illusion of it.) Aww, screw it, just go to http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilOverlordList .
HIGH FIVE!!Mannayz said:
what I would do? this:
I would've said it myself, buuut....Mr Thin said:
damn ninjas. also I'll decree all ninjas to be visible every tuesday. just for laughs. ^.^
