I stare animatedly at them with my beady eyes, standing ramrod straight, potentially paranoid that they'll pick my pocket whenever I look away. Which they USUALLY DO! To top it off, I can be distracted by a brick wall that looks like G.T.A.IV decided to design the levels. Out of shit.
OOOOOH I hope I'm Flint Paper! Or Superball! ...though definitely not Sybil, you think child birth is painful, imagine if it was a giant statue baby...OUCH.
Half Life 2... *sees Gordon Freeman* Well, I'm probably gonna die soon...
Well, okay, admittedly, it was Episode 2, and as far as I've seen none of the NPC's you meet die shortly after you meet them in that episode. I just really wanted to make that joke.
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