Zero Punctuation: Assassin's Creed 2

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xqxm

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I think Yahtzee has been murdered and replaced with a clever imposter.

Either that or he's got a nasty cold.
 

rorymclean12

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good review as always, i really liked assassins creed and i hope to enjoy the second im getting purly for the story so it soulds good =) keep up the good work
 

Starke

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xqxm said:
I think Yahtzee has been murdered and replaced with a clever imposter.

Either that or he's got a nasty cold.
Not that clever, we all recognized it wasn't him. :p
 

mrtenk

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Yahtzee, i understand the last boss fight was beating up some old guy by punching him in the head a lot, but come on! IT WAS THE FRIGGEN POPE! How often do you get to beat the living shit out of the pope in a videogame? (and don't mention pope-fighter 2K9)

the game should get the best-game-ever-made award just for that.
 

1337mokro

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Well that was a shock at first. Seems Yahtzee finally made enough money to afford a new headset which extremely thins out his trademark rambling.

Not a big fan of the new voice in short but nice review and this just motivated me to start a difficulty mod for AC2 on the PC.

Cause if the console version is to easy than imagine the PC version where you aim so accurate you would practically be able to shoot someone across the city.
 

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Brancanuss said:
Furburt said:
Yahtzees voice sounds a bit different, new microphone?

Also, I did notice AC2 stretching into Fable 2 'useless money' syndrome.

Once again, YZ accurately surmised my opinion of the game, bravo.
He Must have a cold
thats what i thought
 

Abedeus

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Wow, he started complaining after the half of the video? The game must be freaking awesome.

Can you all stop reminding me of it, now? I'm still waiting for the PC version.
 

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xqxm said:
I think Yahtzee has been murdered and replaced with a clever imposter.

Either that or he's got a nasty cold.
Are you stupid or just under age? It's a new microphone which properly picks up the bass frequencies and accurately represents the highs instead of the crappy consumer class headset microphone that you're used to hearing and which you probably use yourself. And what's worse is that you claim to prefer the low quality mic presumably because you're sonically retarded.
 

CMon

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We should now discuss who kidnapped Yahtzee and what guy replaced him. Surely that can't be him?


(PS: I'm kidding. Still, it took me two minutes to figure out.)
 

Kushin

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Good quality review, but I'm tempted to say that Yahtzee had one of his friends/comrades/tools do the review for him. It was the same style but the new voice is just not right for speaking fast, Yahtzee's normal one is the best for that.
 

Nannernade

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"I swear those motherfuckers are starting to hunt in packs" ROFL so true, last night I got bombarded by about 5 of the goofy dumbasses and I had to move about them like a maze, while at the same time I had to escort those two ladies you know who I mean.
 

Billkwando

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I don't like his new headset or whatever he's using. Voice sounds too processed, not raw enough, and too civilized.
 

TheGreenManalishi

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Hmm, from what you say, it seems AC2's guards are the ancestors of MGS1's Genome Soldiers.

"whose paintings are these?"

...

"Just my imagination"
 

blacklab

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Sounds like he got a new mic, or recorded in an actual studio.

Either way, another good one. I knew an Italian dude who smelled like garlic all the time.
 

TheEnglishman

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That was not Yahtzee!

As well as not sounding right, there didn't seem to be any funny analogies, as much dark humour and at the end credits he said "Yahtzee would like to say" as if he wasn't Yahtzee, and his voice sounded weird. Actually I've said that twice now. But it was really weird.

Very dissapointed.