Zero Punctuation: Assassin's Creed 2

[Idlemessiah]

Guess it sucks to be ill with a gig like his. I mean talking for a living while you have a cold can't be anywhere near as fun.

OT: Despite the flaws I will still be getting this game when I have the money.

 

[Dan Shive]

I must say, I don't care much for the "Escapist bug" in the corner. Given the compression, only the "E" is intelligible anyway, and that's all it should be. Slap that "E" in the right corner as the video equivalent of a water mark and call it a day. I say the right side due to the selfish fact that I'm used to such placement on television programs around here and having it on the left side makes it stand out more than it should.

As for the review, it does make me want to try the game more. Not that much more; if I'm going to play a game where I goof off in a city, Saints Row 2 still exists and is kind enough to incorporate cheat codes as a natural feature of the game.

 

[xqxm]

I think Yahtzee has been murdered and replaced with a clever imposter.

Either that or he's got a nasty cold.

 

[rorymclean12]

good review as always, i really liked assassins creed and i hope to enjoy the second im getting purly for the story so it soulds good =) keep up the good work

 

[Starke]

I think Yahtzee has been murdered and replaced with a clever imposter.

Either that or he's got a nasty cold.

Not that clever, we all recognized it wasn't him.

 

[mrtenk]

Yahtzee, i understand the last boss fight was beating up some old guy by punching him in the head a lot, but come on! IT WAS THE FRIGGEN POPE! How often do you get to beat the living shit out of the pope in a videogame? (and don't mention pope-fighter 2K9)

the game should get the best-game-ever-made award just for that.

 

[SonofSeth]

It's funnier with original voice.

 

[1337mokro]

Well that was a shock at first. Seems Yahtzee finally made enough money to afford a new headset which extremely thins out his trademark rambling.

Not a big fan of the new voice in short but nice review and this just motivated me to start a difficulty mod for AC2 on the PC.

Cause if the console version is to easy than imagine the PC version where you aim so accurate you would practically be able to shoot someone across the city.

 

[Rakkana]

Yahtzees voice sounds a bit different, new microphone?

Also, I did notice AC2 stretching into Fable 2 'useless money' syndrome.

Once again, YZ accurately surmised my opinion of the game, bravo.

He Must have a cold

thats what i thought

 

[Abedeus]

Wow, he started complaining after the half of the video? The game must be freaking awesome.

Can you all stop reminding me of it, now? I'm still waiting for the PC version.

 

[Producer]

I think Yahtzee has been murdered and replaced with a clever imposter.

Either that or he's got a nasty cold.

Are you stupid or just under age? It's a new microphone which properly picks up the bass frequencies and accurately represents the highs instead of the crappy consumer class headset microphone that you're used to hearing and which you probably use yourself. And what's worse is that you claim to prefer the low quality mic presumably because you're sonically retarded.

 

[CMon]

We should now discuss who kidnapped Yahtzee and what guy replaced him. Surely that can't be him?


(PS: I'm kidding. Still, it took me two minutes to figure out.)

 

[Kushin]

Good quality review, but I'm tempted to say that Yahtzee had one of his friends/comrades/tools do the review for him. It was the same style but the new voice is just not right for speaking fast, Yahtzee's normal one is the best for that.

 

[Nannernade]

"I swear those motherfuckers are starting to hunt in packs" ROFL so true, last night I got bombarded by about 5 of the goofy dumbasses and I had to move about them like a maze, while at the same time I had to escort those two ladies you know who I mean.

 

[Woundingisfun]

WHERE IS THE OLD VOICE?
I DONT LIKE THE WEIRD-SOUNDING YAHTZEE! Good review, though.

 

[Ancientgamer]

>Asscreed 2 better than Asscreed 1

>Liked Asscreed 1

That's all I really need to hear.

 

[Billkwando]

I don't like his new headset or whatever he's using. Voice sounds too processed, not raw enough, and too civilized.

 

[sonicmaster1989]

I don't like this new sounding voice

I agree, it sounds like he has a cold.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I guess he liked it? It's not really clear. Well, I loved it.