Zero Punctuation: Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

[Cyanide Christ]

Hmmm...Doesn't sound to bad.

And to play as...Umm, What is the guys name now again...Oh! Desmond doesn't sound to bad but i dont thnik hidden blades are that usefull in the future.

Instead of hiding with a cloak on his hat he'd be wearing a business suit OR a tourist outfit with shorts, a white t-shirt and a silly looking hat. I think it'd be brilliant, although there could be some major problems steering clear of becoming a bad Hitman-ripoff.

 

[Thespian]

Eh. I don't have ACII. I want ze multiplayer. So I may as well buy Brotherhood, since I looked ACII during the rental period. You've foiled me again, Ubisoft!

More on topic, twas an amusing review.

 

[AngryBritishAce]

FA

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III!!!

 

[JaymesFogarty]

I sense a conspiracy here. Is Shaun actually Yatzee? Could anyone really tell? I mean Australians can easily pull of a British accent (a real one, not the accent Americans think we have) with a small amount of effort.

That would be easy to imagine. My ears bled the last time my friend tried to replicate my accent; he's from America, and it sounds truly awful!

OT: Finally; a game Yahtzee said was quite good! I love the Assassins'S Creed series, and I'm very glad that he at least appreciates the effort that goes into them.

 

[weetabix]

Well I'd better actually play the campaign instead of ignoring it like I am that tumour. It sounds rather fun. I've been playing the online because I really do enjoy it, grinning to yourself in satisfaction as your 'assassin' kills the civilian next to you never gets old, and the feeling you get when you execute a truly epicly sneaky assassination is just fantastic. Although it has to be said templar vision is just so ridiculously overpowered it's untrue.

 

[james castle]

So he doesn't play the Halo multiplayer because multiplayer is only okay if it comes by itself for $30 (unless it's L4D and then it can be $60) or unless it comes with a single player campaign for $60 (like Halo)? The point was never that he had to like the Halo multiplayer just that he should have, I dunno, played it and considered it.

This is all wearing a bit thing.

 

[Dr. Stupid]

"... wash out her vagina with baking soda"???

Veering hard into unsocialized-dork-who-plays-too-many-video-games territory, Hat Guy.

 

[AngryBritishAce]

I liked the British Guy to, I just didn't like how he sounded quere. Now all americans will think we're like him

 

[E-Penguin]

I sense a conspiracy here. Is Shaun actually Yatzee? Could anyone really tell? I mean Australians can easily pull of a British accent (a real one, not the accent Americans think we have) with a small amount of effort.

Yahtzee IS British. he just moved to Australia.

 

[ForensicYOYO]

Thats awesome! I was just thinking how much you and Shaun are alike lol. I laughed alot thanks.

 

[ProtoChimp]

I knew I wasn't the only person who liked that sarcastic bastard Shaun.

 

[Swifteye]

I really expected Fable III by now... but I guess you had your share of Fable by now.
Still, a nice review of the newest Assassin's Creed. I can hardly wait to get my hands on it.

I don't think he's going to review the fable three ever seeing as the first fable was just for fun the second fable however was given to him by peter in his attempt to shut yathzee up but seeing as that failed peter probably didn't repeat that performance.

 

[BBMv12]

I dunno whats more shocking; that Yahtzee liked the Multiplayer or that he liked Danny Wallaces character. I, personally, can't be arsed with AC:B as it has too much of a focus on MP but this was a good ZP so at least we get something out of this game...

 

[XShrike]

They should do one like they hinted at in the end of the first game, the ancient Orient.

 

[LazyAza]

I dunno whats more shocking; that Yahtzee liked the Multiplayer or that he liked Danny Wallaces character. I, personally, can't be arsed with AC:B as it has too much of a focus on MP but this was a good ZP so at least we get something out of this game...

Uh... the single player campaign is easily the larger part of the product and its quite lengthy. I finished it just a few days ago and while I felt AC2 had some cooler locals and funner sequences its easily bigger and more diverse in its scope. Dunno why some people think the game is multiplayer focused because it really really isn't.

 

[MrGalactus]

The snarky, sarcastic, misanthropic, British man is Danny Wallace. He wrote Yes Man and owns his own country. I swear to god that's true. He's both the voice of the snarky, sarcastic, misanthropic, British man and the face of him too.
Look it up.

Also, HOLY SHIT nobody did a "first" post and got suspended!!? :O

 

[ImSkeletor]

I kind of want assassins creed 3 to be in Victorian era Britain. It was an interesting piece of history with great architecture. Then in the one after that we become Desmond. Also great video as always.

 

[Spookimitsu]

I think we can't play as desmond in assasins creed 3 because you stil don't own all the items. If you look at the hologramm of the world that comes somewere you see there are still at least 10 more MacCuffins. Hopefully part tree will be somewere in londen or PARIS. Or more orrigenal China. Playing as a ninja.

I dunno why but reading this and I LOL'd. co-workers are looking at me funny now ._.

 

[daxterx2005]

so.. i wonder how yhatzee likes the news about ea retiring "offline" games

step in the right direction if you ask me.

 

[LogicNProportion]

I'm Italian!