You can watch it for yourself, but because you asked
1. he takes a cheap shot at anime/japan. - Yes
2. he takes a cheap shot at JRPGs - No, and Catherine is not an RPG: that's another assertion people need to get straight
3. he takes a cheap shot at nerds and fanboys - Yes
4. he takes a cheap shot at FFXIII - No
5. he makes a off-topic reference that has nothing to do with the review - He does that with every metaphor
6. he makes a small reference about a unusual bit of food (naan bread, French Fancy) - no, just a tsunami and a ditch
7. He says something in the game looks like a dick - quite the opposite actually
1. he takes a cheap shot at anime/japan. - Yes
2. he takes a cheap shot at JRPGs - No, and Catherine is not an RPG: that's another assertion people need to get straight
3. he takes a cheap shot at nerds and fanboys - Yes
4. he takes a cheap shot at FFXIII - No
5. he makes a off-topic reference that has nothing to do with the review - He does that with every metaphor
6. he makes a small reference about a unusual bit of food (naan bread, French Fancy) - no, just a tsunami and a ditch
7. He says something in the game looks like a dick - quite the opposite actually