Zero Punctuation: Dante's Inferno

[Distorted Stu]

Good review, ive not played the game, but i might do.
I mean im a fan of God of war, so i may enjoy it.. but so is Yahtzee. Also, hair bum.

 

[SimplyTheWest]

Im worried...he seemed to only really notice the hairy bum....

Is this saying something about our hero...?

 

[l0rD ChUcKl3s]

i swear that video was just one massive wank joke.
it was good though im gona use that right hand one

 

[ribonuge]

That was hilarious this time around. I think he summed it up nicely at the end. "Nothing special. Wait for God of War 3. Hairy bum" Har har.

 

[Master10K]

Exactly what I expected from this review, which didn't make it very funny for myself.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

That right hand joke made me laugh harder than any ZP joke for a good long while.

 

[blacklab]

My favorite in some time! Nice one.

 

[SimplyTheWest]

you guys haven't even watched the full video and ur already posting. i'm gonna go wathc it now. watch the video first ppl next time

Somebody needs to wikipedia 'Irony'

Or maybe even hypocrisy?

 

[PS2MAN]

I'm gonna laugh my tits off if GoWIII turns out to be overhyped shit that lacks the depth of other apparent "worse" games. Btw if the hairy arse thing is true then this game ripp's off Bayonetta and not just GoW (since her arse was entirely hair).

 

[lSHaDoW-FoXl]

'Hairy bum' ? I don't get it...

No really. I don't...I'm clearly missing something and I think I need to play the game to get it =(...

 

[ultimasupersaiyan]

Dante's Inferno is a good game... if you never played God Of War. I tried it out and got bored after an hour and did swap it out for God Of War 2.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Another lovely review, Yahtzee. The right hand joke was especially well-told.

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

Gravel, It's what's for dinner.

 

[dubious_wolf]

wow I REALLY enjoyed this zero punctuation it was in my opinion the best in a while.

HAHAHA! "beat the fuck outta me!" hahaha oh wow shameless masturbation puns are hilarious!!! oh man that was funny Zero Punctuation video!
I still think it's great that they sent Yahtzee a singing box that he had to smash. You have to give EA points for generating hype.

 

[dstryfe]

Hm. I half expected it to be a much harsher review, given as how money spent hyping things up is indirectly proportional to the amount of money spent on ensuring quality. That said, this review was still sufficient to make me not want to buy the game.

How many will be banned/suspended at the top of this one, I wonder?

 

[munx13]

It beats the fuck out of me!

 

[AvsJoe]

Hehehe... I remember that singing box. That's still one of the funniest non-videos I've ever seen on this site. Great review and I'll probably never play this game.

 

[jimduckie]

gee that was good , the package ea sent sounds like they tried to get a good review from yahtzee... too bad it didn't work

 

[MezzoDragon]

Great review, Yahtzee. This game is definitely one of the most blatant God of War clones out there. Even the opening music is a rip off of God of War. It is a shame there isn't multiple endings, though. Then again, its only ending is lame enough.

 

[axf4ever]

Good but kinda hard to follow... loved the mario joke!