Zero Punctuation: Dante's Inferno

[Sethzard]

Better than normal, though that isn't saying much as every zp is awesome some are just more awesome than others.

 

[EmmerikXXII]

Also, I think Mr. Croshaw has a cold.

 

[JammasterJG]

Micheal bay presents Rampant Cocks...

...that is Fan-Bloody-Tastic...

 

[Evil the White]

We were talking about how scitzophrenic Christianity can be earlier today. And some said near enought the exact same thing about Isaac.

Best episode for a while, I'd say. Keep it up!

 

[Symplify]

The lustful being blown around on the wind is supposed to be a reference to how they are blown about through their lives by temptation and desire. Fuck English class.

 

[Koganesaga]

Well on the bright side that's the last God of War rip off for a while.

 

[ASnogarD]

He did sound like he was wheezing out a few of the lines, need a bigger oxygen tank Yahtzee ?

 

[esperandote]

Hairy bum xD

He teared this one apart

What's whit the voice he made when asking himself and answering his own questions?

something... i say ... you ask ... i say

 

[tkioz]

awww no big blue demon willy joke?

 

[geldonyetich]

Maybe I would wait for God of War III if I wasn't already pretty bored of the Devil May Cry formula.

Developers are cutting mighty close to the quick here in terms of, "its time to stop milking that cash cow and do something original again." Ah, who I am kidding? Big game developers avoid doing that like it'll give them leprosy.

Regarding the humor of the review: a tad wank heavy, but what can I say? At this point, it seems Wednesdays shoddy incomplete works without a Yahtzee review, and this one was certainly up to snuff. A divine comedy about a God of War knockoff of the divine comedy.

 

[axle 19]

Another in the long cavalcade of God of War knockoffs. God of War did it first and better so please stop making them and maybe focus on making a good game.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Dammit, now all I can think of is hairy bums. D:

 

[Lemon Of Life]

Great review, loved the video, but no so much the new, slightly ill voice. But...I guess that would be nitpicking.

 

[WaffleGod]

Dante's Inferno was shit. I borrowed it from my friend and seriously. If you have ever played a God of War game, stay the FUCK away from Dante's Inferno! On the other hand, if you have never played a God of War game, stay the fuck away from Dante's Inferno and wait for God of War III!

 

[1337mokro]

Someone needs a more productive Sunday afternoon schedule

But to answer the question Yahtzee posed to Alighieri which is quite unfair seeing as he can't answer because he has been dead for about 7 centuries.

"What does being tossed around by winds have to do with Lust."

Basically Lust is portrayed as being a storm because Passion can be described as a storm of emotions. So being swept in never ending gusts of hurricane force seems pretty good punishment for those that gave way for the Storms of Passion.

Not that I believe any of this but still would be nice to have a tour in hell, what else are you going to do all day in heaven except laugh at the poor suckers below.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

"It beats the fuck out of me!"

fucking lol'd

Nice vid, different voice though

yeeeeaaah, was he talking quieter then usual? or has someone taken over his body?

 

[xDHxD148L0]

I knew he would hate it lol. A lot of wank jokes though.

 

[The Youth Counselor]

I'm a little tired of the term God of War Clone. God of War took its style of hack and slash gameplay directly from Devil May Cry, which evolved it from previous games.

Dante's Inferno takes it's gameplay and themes more from Devil May Cry than it does God of War or the Divine Comendy.

 

[presidentjlh]

Although I personally really enjoyed the game, I would have been very disappointed if Yahtzee hadn't torn it apart like he did.

One of the better ZPs in some time as well! That right hand joke was classic.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Even if this wasn't a soulles version of GoW, the main character would still look like shit.

The design of a main character weighs heavily for me.