I actually enjoyed the game...sure it had a lot of the problems you mentioned, but I still enjoyed beating things up God of War style, only this time in catholic Hades and without your trip home.
The reason I enjoyed it was the combat, because while it was copy pasted from God of War, it at least had the decency to no change anything that God of War had done, except it turned the QTE into more of a remember what button this is, and made the buttons really hard to see on my TV to the point that I had to lean into the screen and memorize how to kill the big demon guys.
Though as I'm sure people have said, your voice sounded off in the video, spending too much time awake playing all these new games that developers have been releasing like crazy?
Also, one thing I wonder is what system to you play a lot of your games on? Since Dante came out on both PS3 and X360, did you play it on the PS3 to pretend it was the Catholic Hades expansion pack, or did you not want to think you were playing God of War and play it on the X360? So which system do you use more and which system do you prefer to use?
Edit:Oh! The winds of lust have to do with them not being able to get any rest and being tossed around by the strong winds because of the way they lived their life moving so...something like that...and did you SEE the woman that made babies come out of her nipples or was that just me?!