Zero Punctuation: Dante's Inferno

[Tryforlive]

it beats the fuck out of me LOL

 

[Mad World]

I didn't think much about the "voice change" that people are talking about. If i do have to think about it (which i am obviously doing now) then really, its only a very slight... and more like his starting videos. the only thing that jumped out at me (which i don't think anyone has mentioned up to now) is the
"as if you're trying to make fire without matches on his face".
I wasn't sure if he was doing it on purpose, like that time he said "so apparently i'm a retard", but i watched the review again and he genuinly ran out of breath. perhaps a bit of punctuation might not of hurt.

I'm glad to see his pride of "doing it all in one go" overrides the fear of sounding retarded.

I liked some of the imagery he uses. He wouldn't have been half as funny without it XD

Heh. Yeah - I noticed that, too. Seemed like he was running out of breath.

I'm not completely sure whether or not it was on purpose, but it did sound rather humorous. xD

 

[GameOverGoblin]

That was a good review. WAY funnier than his ME2 or Borderlands review. I'm still going to try to at least rent the Dante's Inferno, though, since I actually don't have god of war 2.

 

[duchaked]

meh I wouldn't know the difference (between good or bad) with either Dante's Inferno or God of War...not my preferred genre at all

 

[BioTox]

LoL Was that a poke at the 'Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster' (yes, you can Google it) in the credits? Video made me laugh like always.

 

[ImprovizoR]

This was old schools quality review. I loved the jokes

 

[Obrien Xp]

I love it when he said. "Without matches on his face!"

I saw Ludo on his clock pick with wank wank wank.

Cookie for ye who knows where that's from.

 

[DTWolfwood]

right hand and sunday nights XD "beats the hell out of me" o good one! hoho funny review. finally bringing back the 'not gay' proclivities \o/

 

[TheLefty]

First 45 seconds;Part of the reason I'm agnostic.

 

[Octopusesgarden]

I've always found dantes inferno an odd game since I saw the first preview.I haven't read the book it's based of but when I hear of it being one of the most important peices of litiarature and involving religion,it just seemed really crazy of EA to do a god of war rip off.

 

[mrx19869]

Demon souls is better... GOD and this game are boring, its like playing the TMNT Arcade game.( nothing wrong with this 10 years ago..0

punch. kick. jump.
jump kick punch
kick kick punch
jump kick jump kick
dodge...

BOOOORING...i played GOD 1 and never died... nEVER... too easy...

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I might rent it...

 

[JohnReaper]

What box? i want to know more about it

 

[jboking]

"Beats the fuck out of me!"

It's such a corny joke. So, why did I laugh so damn hard?

 

[chickenlord]

damn in this one you gave no leg room, you just straight up said it sucked...finally!

 

[Nurb]

sounds like they should have put their millions worth of marketing into making the second half better instead of putting on fake protests.

Any gamer paying any sort of attention could have predicted the mediocre scores it was going to get just by the ammount of hype and marketing that went into it

 

[Macgyvercas]

Kinda expected him to bag this one out. Ah, well, I'll still give it a run through.

 

[romxxii]

well, as I expected, he'd hate it, but... it seems like he doesn't hate it enough. There's barely any vitriol.

 

[Gincairn]

While I found the video entertaining, I have to admit I found the same with the game, it was mindless entertainment and well worth a play-through, however, it was way too short.

For £40, unless it's a prostitute, I expect my money to last me more than 7 hours of playtime, the weird thing is I now have no intention of picking up GoW3 either for fear of being doubly disappointed.

 

[trebthegamer]

i remember hearing something about that singing box he recieved. it rick rolld him and would not stop until he destroyed the main tape.somthing along those lines