Zero Punctuation: Darksiders

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PlasticLion

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PrototypeC said:
Yeah, it certainly did have more life in it than the previous 4 or so reviews. Good to see Yahtzee's getting back into the swing of things. I'm a little peeved that he didn't do Silent Hill: Shattered Memories, but I'm not going to get worked about it A: because if I did I'd have to re-evaluate my life, B: because he's going to do it anyway, and C: because it's not his fault it'll appear in Australia about the same time hell will actually be freezing over.
Yes Shattered Memories would be a good respite from these other games because it is certainly not God of War. However, having watched all of his Silent Hill reviews, I can pretty much picture a review of SM in my head. Just slower and with commas and periods.
 

Brickcups

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Pretty angry review today eh?

My only question is how Bayonetta could be a God of War clone. Essentially it's Devil May Cry since Hideki Kamiya worked on both. Also, DMC came out in 2001 while GoW was released in... 2005? Just thought i'd voice my opinion. =]
 

qbanknight

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mrdude2010 said:
qbanknight said:
venting out alot of frustrations over this game eh? understandable since it rips off so many games. heh heh, wait till you play bayonetta which i still don't understand why reviewers praised it so much for "originality" while calling darksiders derivative
because if you look carefully bayonetta takes God of War's 4x^2 + 3x + 5 and copies it directly, whereas darksiders turns it into 8x + 3 (^.^)
nice ;)
 

The Ruiner

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I hate to be mean but the people making massive comparisons to God of War are fucking retarded. I love the GoW series but not to the point were I have become jaded over it's "originality".The majority of the game play elements are refined bits and pieces of a previous releases. Perhaps I am wrong but the game seems to take more inspiration from the "Zelda" series.
 

beema

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I knew this episode would be great from the first few seconds in! So glad he put Bayonetta, Darksiders, GOW3, and Dante's in a lineup. Been ranting for a while now myself about wtf is the deal with all these absurdly similar hack-n-slash games popping out at the same time?

Really hilarious how much Darksiders apparrently ripped off from OTHER games though.

I really can't wait for Yahtzee to do a review of Dante's Inferno, because sweet jesus, that game rips off GoW like no tomorrow. The spray-painting a stolen car analogy is even more fitting for Dante's.

Coral Reef on legs.... ehehehehe
I'd like Yahtzee to critique art direction on more games. Seems like an area that doesn't get much attention.

All that said, I've never been a fan of this genre of game so I probably would have never bothered with it anyways.
 

rinerdar

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Bah I take offense saying Bayonetta is a god of war rip off.

It's devil may cry ripoff (by its original creator) with twice the guns, boobs, and chainsaws and with combat God of War can only wish to acheive.

With that said, I can't wait to hear Yahtzee rip into the story basically being a soft-core porno writen by hideo kojima
 

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wildcard9 said:
So I guess this means we won't be getting a review of the new Dawn of War expansion...
The new DoW RTS games make me so sad.

I only have DoWII because of that THQ bundle and even then it just feels like I shouldn't have it on my steam list.

Dow 1 om nom nom nom GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!
Dow 2 ...hey look I've made everything and done everything. Oh nice its only been a few hours, awesome sauce at least they streamlined my desire to play it.
 

Soushi

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Best review in a while. they are all good, don't get me wrong, but this one really was of higher quality. The shoutiness, the criticism and the hyperbole was all back in full wing. Keep up the good work good sir.
 

SOLID MATTIC

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Wow that was a really good review this time, alot of classic lines. I agree that he did seem a bit extra angry with this one. This is going to be a fun mon- hey wait a tic
*rewinds video*

WHAT DID HE JUST SAY ABOUT 40K!!!!!!!!!!!
*takes out chainsword and bolt pistol* "this is gonna get ugly"
 

KahranRamsus

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So, four games listed in the start, one is God of War, but only 1 of them is a God of War ripoff? All I see is Ninja Gaiden, Ocarina of Time, and two copies of God of War. Of course, only the one that isn't GoW will actually be good.

Besides, where are all the other games? MAG, Mass Effect 2, Dark Void, Syst- I mean- Bioshock 2, and Alien Vs Predator? All coming out within the same time-frame as the other games, or are already currently out as well. Maybe stretching AvP to fit it in.

Entertaining review as always though.
 

daegranos

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i take it that yathzee has never played legacy of kain before?
because that's what darksiders is, legacy of kain with a bit of zelda thrown in it.

also, i stopped watching when you said that war was angsty, you obviously didn't play any further than the first vulgrim encounter.