Zero Punctuation: Darksiders

[ribonuge]

A real return to form. "War looks like a Coral reef on legs". That rant made me laugh.

 

[Kimarous]

I find this one of the most hilarious reviews to date, especially considering how I agree with absolutely everything he said.

 

[Nomanslander]

Yeah and after you review those god of war ripp off, and god of war....you'll have splatterhouse and castlevania: lord of shadows to look forward too....it's going to be an immensely fun year indeed...XP

 

[Jared]

Heh. Nice job Yahtzee. Speaking a bit faster and angrier now are we?

Yeah...seemed to not be a happy bunny at all!

 

[Dak_N_Jaxter]

LOL
Not bad.
I wounder if he's gonna mention the clothes falling off in Bayonetta...... he might not......

 

[TheAmazingTGIF]

With all of the games that "are "like God of War but.." why doesn't Yahtzee do a retro review of God of War to see how it compares to the shameless copiers, possibly during the Summer Game Drought (especially with Australia being Australia)

 

[jorgemalgom]

excellent review i like the more angry style voice. Of course i not buy this game, i don't play console games.

 

[Dectilon]

I'll go ahead and assume that the bit about the combat is wrong (simply because there's been a running theme for a while now of saying one thing in ZP and then correcting it in the column), but this one made me laugh, so it's all good.

 

[TZer0]

lol @ Star Trek reference (not that I watch that). Blue and orange portals.. how imaginative.

 

[afaceforradio]

Seems like Yahtzee's back in the game a bit more - this was really funny

 

[solarsenshi]

I loled, especially at the "god.... of war" bits. I am glad the Bayo review is confirmed, I own it, love it and will be even more amused by the review because of that

 

[cooldaddy3]

alright alright.. so maby darksiders was not that great and so on and so forth... and we know you are pissed about the coming up rip offs.. but nevertheless good and funny review!

 

[CopperBoom]

I adored this critique.
It was the funniest I have seen in a while and perhaps the clever-est.
I think when the game is the right kind of bad he can really shine.
Thank goodness for this shite game.

Sorry, not a JoeMad fan.

 

[Doktor Merkwurdigliebe]

No, Aussie, you are the warhammer

and then Yahtzee was jello.

Goddamn, Wargammer 40k characters aren't that overdrawn. Unless you're a SMkiddo, Aussie.

 

[Mr. Socky]

Yathzee made fun of Warhammer 40,000... WAAAAHHHHHH.... Of course, he was a lot kinder to the original (and rather oversized) Space Marines then he was to Darksiders, so I don't have to send a platoon of killer skunks to his house.

 

[OneBadMother]

Remember back when combat-heavy games were called Devil May Cry clones?

Ah, those were simpler times...

 

[Hallow'sEve]

"Fucking hell! I AM A MONSTER TRUCK THAT WALKS LIKE A MAN!"
LMAO!
Definitely one of the funniest reviews.

 

[stonethered]

I love the imp sequences during the credits.

 

[Worgen]

meh, I still like it better when he actualy likes games, hearing him just ***** about things gets old very fast

 

[BlueInkAlchemist]

I always enjoy watching ZP, but today's? Today's is fantastic.

Between the Borg Collective, Warhammer 40k, and "I AM A MONSTER TRUCK THAT WALKS LIKE A MAN" I barely stopped laughing.