Zero Punctuation: Duke Nukem Forever

qecman

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ok, first of all i have never heard of nukeman or something. and if it where available in canada then i should probably get off my ass and check EB games instead of gamefly (when pigs fly)
 

Markness

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Tehpwnsauce said:
I corrected the way you spelt sentence not maturity. And you've tried to recover from that by the weak technique of burying my reply in text. Face it I'm wittier and smarter than you, you will not win this argument so just give up.
As much as I admire your willingness to argue and your tendency to cut down those lacking in intelligence (I do it too), as you may have learnt It's always better to keep it on topic.

Roffey123 said:
Tehpwnsauce said:
donkeybollocks2009 said:
Tehpwnsauce:
oi m8 i saw ur mum on redtube yh sucking some blac kcock
Very mature. Honestly I find it quite sad that you watch porn.
I watch porn...as does the majority of the male population here. Not that they'd admit it so openly.
I interpreted his comeback as a witty comment about his maturity being below 18 and thus expressing sadness that our minors are being corrupted.

Now that I have that out of the way, I'll add a post of appreciation for this "review" and find these types of videos more interesting than the regular review.
 

bodyklok

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Sethstorm said:
ok this is for everyone who posted about getting this game, it was a joke, he was making fun of the fact that 3d realms is being sued for not doing their job, in addition read the bit when the escapist logo holds up the contract read what it says >.>
I know dude, I can't believe some people thought that DNF had actually come out.
 

sooperg

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lol. i was born on the day it was announced. but it still ain't coming out yet, thick person #1
angelblack said:
phhhbt, old.
I finished it last week.
not possible dipshit. it hasn't come out yet. and if it has, show me your youtube video and make a playthrough. cause otherwise. i know youre LYING!
 

thejrade

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Just coming back from Afghanistan after a year, I'll have to admit being a little embarrassed it took me a good minute or two to figure out the joke :)
 

bodyklok

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sooperg said:
angelblack said:
phhhbt, old.
I finished it last week.
not possible dipshit. it hasn't come out yet. and if it has, show me your youtube video and make a play through. cause otherwise. I know you're LYING!
What he said was a joke, honestly how could you not realise that?
 

bodyklok

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thejrade said:
Just coming back from Afghanistan after a year, I'll have to admit being a little embarrassed it took me a good minute or two to figure out the joke :)
Don't worry dude, most people did the same thing. T wasn't sure what was going on until half way through.

Congrats on coming back from Afghanistan by the way.
 

angelblack

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sooperg said:
lol. i was born on the day it was announced. but it still ain't coming out yet, thick person #1
angelblack said:
phhhbt, old.
I finished it last week.
not possible dipshit. it hasn't come out yet. and if it has, show me your youtube video and make a playthrough. cause otherwise. i know youre LYING!
Gz, you're the first person in 23 pages of replies to not get the joke.
 

thejrade

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Possibly even funnier, I also thought the thread about the "Halo killer gets life" had something to do with Gears of War 2...
 

Loop Stricken

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Might I be the first to say that this game isn't out yet?

... what do you mean, over 20 pages?
... what do you mean a joke?!
 

qecman

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WAIT A MINUT! i googled this and all that came up was some crapy 1st person videos that i wouldn't waste my time with. so unless yahtsey can give us proof then i will not be satasfied so join me!

PS. still a good review
 

EscapeArtist

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I can't believe that some people really think that this is out...
how?why?
are you an idiot,ask yourself that,this was made about a week after the news of dukes death...
 

Riding on Thermals

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Bendebec said:
Despite it's only a joke review, it's still hilarious
I think this one's better actually. There hasn't been one like that in a while.

And I want that full body motion mechanic. Thats what would make an adventure game.