Zero Punctuation: Duke Nukem Forever

[Broken Blade]

Such an epic masterpiece, and a game that Yahtzee actually likes! See, it only takes a decade to make a game that fits his incredible standards!

Another excellent one, Yahtzee. I was howling half the time.

 

[Magnikai]

I was seriously thinking "WHAT?!?!?! IT ACTUALLY CAME OUT!?!?!?!" And then common sense smacked me across the head and I realized he was making it all up....Hilarious

First!

....to get banned, sure

 

[Emperor_42]

Legend

 

[angelblack]

phhhbt, old.
I finished it last week.

 

[Sylocat]

Oh man... I confess I was not expecting that.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

So, what system is it out for? I've been saving for ages.

 

[Melancholy_Ocelot]

I must say, that painted an image in my mind of the perfect fps.

 

[iceman7870]

I watched the video right when it was posted, and I'm still laughing. Yahtzee FTW!

 

[JordanMillward_1]

That was genius! I was wondering when you'd rip DN:F a new one!

 

[Vrex360]

That was satire at it's best. I realised he was kidding when
A. He even mentioned Duke Nukem at all given the project was cancelled
B. When he started being waaaaaayyy to enthusiastic for regular Yahtzee standards.

 

[Tehpwnsauce]

So, what system is it out for? I've been saving for ages.

The playstation 9001.

 

[ironmace2.0]

Wait... Did he really review it or was that a joke? But anyway a funny and great review once again! Kepp up the good work Yahtzee!

 

[wolfy098]

Sued for all their bananas
HILARIOUS
last weeks was scary but this one was good

 

[Grifmik]

The people at the start of this thread have no fucking clue what there talking about. They clearly didn't watch it.

 

[Volucer]

Sounds like a good game, think I'll pick it up. Gotta be better than any other game out there from what Yahtzee's said about it and the long development time, just hope it works on my outdated machine

 

[Orhid]

At first i was all "What the ferk"
But for gods sakes Yahtzee, if people say you run out of steam they are ment to be liquidated by the goverment and burried under your garden for plants nourishment.

Simply BRILLIANT!

Also if DNF is going to be made in this millenium i will jump from a building.

 

[Mister Benoit]

Didn't see that one coming, better than an actual game review though.

 

[Jetbaby]

Haw! Brilliant 'review'. Are people really still holding a torch for this game's release?

 

[BlueInkAlchemist]

Four solid minutes of brilliant satire.

Here's hoping the Escapist doesn't actually sue Yahtzee for not doing his job properly.