Zero Punctuation: Duke Nukem Forever

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azhreidebonair

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I would like to see a real review of DNF once it is actually released by gearbox next year. i have thoroughly enjoyed all of your reviews that i have seen and look forward to another excellent review this time, except of the real DNF game.
 

Psyko

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TROLOLOLOL! nah jk. i couldnt help it. thing is, this game better live up to the fans standards and expectations. looks like they have basically redone the EPIC Dukenukem 3D as a resurection to the franchise. Ill be buying it for PC on steam if possible the controls look shit for the console. doubt vladamere LaStrad will be making a guest appearance though :p
 

duchaked

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I realize that unless this game is at least about twice as long as the average FPS game (most shooter campaigns range around 10 hours)...I'll be kinda disappointed :/ maybe (gameplay and story...gameplay and attitude might make up for that but we'll see)
 

AsianMafiaSin

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So... 3 months from now?
Yahtzee will likely be waiting a month after release because of the damn laws in Australia or because he feels like it
 

Tiscolfo

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Wow I feel like a fail once I found out this was a complete joke though it was still funny after i realized it, But it doesn't sound too far off from his other reviews
 

Rowan Brock

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Shockingly, having seen more elements of the story and stuff of DNF, some of the jokes yahtzee makes about this seem spot on for what is actually going to be in the game. Still, the duke is a big fat, predictable walking cliche and I wouldn't have it any other way
 

orangeapples

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I always love coming back here when I hear any Duke Nukem news. The slight delay just made me lol and I knew I have to come back here.
 

AlexR89

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Of course, you realize that they actually finished and released this game just so you could have a little egg on your face.
 

orangeapples

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AlexR89 said:
Of course, you realize that they actually finished and released this game just so you could have a little egg on your face.
comments like this confuse me.

first off: the video is 2 years old.
second: there is no way the actual DNF will live up to what was described in this critique.
third: the video is 2 years old. Yahtzee knew the game world eventually be released. This was a review about the hoopla surrounding DNF.

If you didn't understand that then you missed the whole point of rant at the end.
 

AlexR89

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orangeapples said:
AlexR89 said:
Of course, you realize that they actually finished and released this game just so you could have a little egg on your face.
comments like this confuse me.

first off: the video is 2 years old.
second: there is no way the actual DNF will live up to what was described in this critique.
third: the video is 2 years old. Yahtzee knew the game world eventually be released. This was a review about the hoopla surrounding DNF.

If you didn't understand that then you missed the whole point of rant at the end.
I was just poking a little fun at Yahtzee because no one, I bet including Yahtzee, thought the game would ever actually be released. My wording was really specific to that effect. I'm not posting stuff to try to pick a fight or make anyone look bad, so I'll ask that you don't either.
 

Geisterkarle

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Becaue I got the message from amazon that DNF is shipped to me I HAD to watch this again!
Let's hope your review will be correct! ;)
 

wurmsrus

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Well it's out and I bet when it does review he'll start off saying "I already reviewed it and it's exactly like what I said"or something along those lines then cut to credits then go to actually tearing it apart.
 

-Dragmire-

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You know, he could probably cut the end rant of this and just paste it onto the real review. Seems accurate enough.