Because he gets payed to play games, whether they're crappy or not!jackalo moss post=6.70442.691793 said:How did you manage to play that game long enough to review it? I managed to just about play 1 minute of it after i created my character before i switched my computer off.
Friends? Yes, it's times like this that I see where Yahtzee gets his whimisical musings. And to be honest, I trialled WoW and I was offered clan membership, admittedly I couldn't take it but I would have refused anyway on the grounds that people I met 30 seconds ago are not people I want to spend significant portions of my time with, engaged in monosyllabic conversation whilst mashing buttons like a recently labotomised laboratory chimp. Friends are the people who you would be ashamed to admit you play MMOs to, and the terror that stems from the possibility that they might find out only proves this point further. MMos are a dark and guilty pleasure like rambling and let us not dicuss the matter further.DeusFps post=6.70442.691784 said:Not joining a player corp is like not shooting people in an fps. Heading out into the pvp area of space with a bunch of friends is fucking awesome
Really? I thought the last two were the funniest in ages. "The user interface could only be worse if your monitor was at the bottom of a fucking well" is hilarious and the "Adrian" bit from the Braid review had me snorting into my monitor.afrophysics post=6.70442.691781 said:I know tangential jokes were a highlight of the early ZPs but I find myself regularly unamused recently.